One liners :)

[RPK]

George bush method:

Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

 

[RPK]

Ravi Shastri method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders

 

[RPK]

Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

 

[courageneverdies]

H o w t o C a t c h a L I O N

Ahhhhh, do whatever you can, I can never be caught.

KIT Over

 

[DaRk WaVe]

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood - George S. Patton

 

[Spring Onion]

Rakhi Savant method:

Hand over the lion to the doctor jo police nahi kar sakti wo doctor kar sakta ha

 

[harrymohan]

During BTech days I told my friend to look into a.out file and he replied it's not opening on text editor of Windows XP

 

[Adwitiya]

We will nuke u -- Pakistan
We will nuke u too -- India
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Adwitiya

 

[KillBill]

If you are not a zionist, I can be really friendly with you -- Sir Zaid Hamid

 

[LND__BAHADUR]

We will nuke u -- Pakistan
We will nuke u too -- India
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Adwitiya

That is a 5-liner

 

[Spring Onion]

"When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." -- Franklin Roosevelt

 

[gurjot]

singh is king

 

[Adwitiya]

I am not a bad guy i just do bad things --- Adwitiya

 

[Spring Onion]

I am not a bad guy i just do bad things --- Adwitiya

Every Indian says so Ok dont kill me kidding

 

[Hyde]

Every Indian says so Ok dont kill me kidding

bwahahahaha - Jana

Never heard this before from anybody

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I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world.
Eugene V. Debs