One liners :)

[Gin ka Pakistan]

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

The s@% was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Did anyone see my lost carrier?

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? Heaven and Hell

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

 

[xebex]

Okey this is one of my fav....


"An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it."

- James A. Michener

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.