One liners :)

[Gin ka Pakistan]

MY hardware is compatible to all softwares.

My Hardware meets your software requirements.

 

[jin]

I think I got it now ... BTW, the median income of Asians is higher all across U.S.A (not just my state) as compared to other groups

Median income levels
Household income by race

Asian - $57,518

White,non-hispanic - $48,977

Hispanic - $34,241

Black - $30,134

Source: US Census Bureau, 2006; income statistics for the year 2005

Thanks for the info.

Desis Rox

 

[jinxeD_girl]

Thanks for the info.

Desis Rox

I always used to think you name "jin" has something to do with "ghost"... the way you show up suddenly in some thread and mysteriously disappear..

But reading some other post... is it some game character?

 

[jin]

But reading some other post... is it some game character?

Hmmm now i m confuse .....

 

[jinxeD_girl]

Hmmm now i m confuse .....



I m late , c u later , ........

Its 8:15 in UAE , Yesterday i was sleeping in office

Ok... What i was saying ... I thought your id "jin" means "ghost in urdu"... but I didn't know it was some character from Tekken 3...

 

[RPK]

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference!

 

[RPK]

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!
A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.
"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"
So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer...... ........ ......... $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap......... ........ ........ $ 9,998.00

 

[RPK]

H o w t o C a t c h a L I O N


Newton Method:

Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

 

[xebex]

"This is my 2000th post"

-xebex

 

[RPK]

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

 

[RPK]

Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

 

[Marxist]

H o w t o C a t c h a L I O N

police method

catch a dog,beat it till it accept itself as lion

 

[RPK]

Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

 

[RPK]

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

 

[RPK]

Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.