One liners :)

[Hyde]

Je tu raano naal viya Keeta, tay main teri boti boti, kat... kat kat ke, kutteyaan nu pa diyanga, sohniya.
-- Some Lollywood movie

Nawa aayan ayen sohniya

 

[Awesome]

haha post some Mustafa Qureshi for the noobs around here, or else they'd never figure it out

 

[Awesome]

Qazi araha haiiiiiiii

Qazi nahi hogaya, koi jin baba ho jese.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

cluub sa dair ho giay (70s movies), so many cluub jokes

 

[Awesome]

What's the weirdest cricketing slogan you've heard?

"Badh badh paya wakht wakht wakht lumteeng chabuktay tha!"

Then one guy shouts names and the crowd goes THAA!

Yeh Tendulkar.... THA
Yeh Dravid.... THA

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

ZAALIMON....qazi araha hai

 

[Awesome]

"Will you be my frand?" Best Pakistani pick up line... It even works!

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Happy birdday to you (70s movies), its birthday

 

[Hyde]

haha post some Mustafa Qureshi for the noobs around here, or else they'd never figure it out

Oye Nattaa Oye Pain mangan de badle Parjaye....... te Akkhi (a girl i think) de Badle Mukkha (mother) chuk lo

could anybody understand this?

the problem with Punjabi is many of our members can't understand it well

 

[Choppers]

If you like me, raise your hand...if u dont, raise your standards !!

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

If you like me, raise your hand...if u dont, raise your standards !!

other hand

 

[DaRk WaVe]

I love you

I love you too

 

[Choppers]

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

I love you

I love you too

I love you 3 4 5

 

[Hyde]

I love you 3 4 5