One liners :)

[Choppers]

Mere Paas Maa Hai – Deewar

Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai – Kaaliya

 

[rangbaaz]

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

 

[Spring Onion]

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

 

[Novice09]

Why do we (In India) celebrate Children's day on 14th November.

Because....

We celebrate valentine day on 14th February.



For those who didn't get this joke, here is the hint : 14th February - 14th November = 9 months

 

[Spring Onion]

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

 

[KillBill]

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

Something similar is

People of Newyork are always depressed coz the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey

 

[Spring Onion]

Something similar is

People of Newyork are always depressed coz the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey

good one

 

[Choppers]

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen

 

[Spring Onion]

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

 

[Choppers]

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years

 

[Hyde]

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first - Chanakya

 

[Hyde]

Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person - Mother Teresa

 

[rangbaaz]

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first - Chanakya

But honesty is the best policy

it depends on your school of thoughts and how you look at the world

 

[rangbaaz]

Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person - Mother Teresa

doing alone is not fun

 

[Choppers]

But honesty is the best policy

it depends on your school of thoughts and how you look at the world

Honesty is not always the best policy.