One liners :)

[Spring Onion]

Socarte was asked : what us the cure for Love at first sight.?

Take a close second look--- it helps

 

[Hyde]

Socarte was asked : what us the cure for Love at first sight.?

Take a close second look--- it helps

and this remembers me that Hadees where Prophet Muhammad S.A.W said ke "Pehli/Aik baar agar kisi aurat per nazar par jaye to maaf hai" is liye baaz log mazaak main kehte hain ke hum 1 hi nazar daalte hain lakin bharpoor nazar daalte hain nazar hatate hi nahi ke dosri nazar ho aur gunah ho jaye

 

[rangbaaz]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Louis Hector Berlioz

 

[RPK]

To become hero, a Villan is must otherwise he will be comedian!

 

[rangbaaz]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
Victor Hugo

 

[Spring Onion]

Why in wedding cremony woman sits on Left and man on right ?
Coz according to balance sheet all assests are on right side and liabailities on let side

 

[RPK]

After marriage Man loses bachelor degree

Woman gains master degree

 

[Novice09]

Perform your obligatory duty, because action is indeed better than inaction.
bhagavad gita

 

[Novice09]

Sever the ignorant doubt in your heart with the sword of self-knowledge. Observe your discipline. Arise.

bhagavad gita

 

[Novice09]

If there is no wind, row.

This is my favorite one. Serve as an screensaver on my PC, laptop and cellphone.

 

[RPK]

Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

 

[RPK]

Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

 

[Novice09]

Of course I am in love with you Darling

 

[Spring Onion]

Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker