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Now Indians Threaten To Burn SRK Alive

Soon after the civilised Indians put up rewards to behead Foreign Minister of Pakistan Bilawal Bhutto, now these peace-loving people are threatening to burn Muslim Indian actor, Shahrukh Khan alive.

 
aur yeh srk...
Gay hai saala, open secret hai industry ki. Johar and in sab ka gang hai, sab ek doosre ki lete nashe kar ke bc ,😂

And iski begum, Gauri, ek number coke baaz.. Unka alag group hai, ghar pe delivery hoti hai maal ki... and male runduway Haryanvi pehelwano ko aksar bulati hai.... Aspiring handsome rural buff akhada boys..

And then SRK and Johar gandu gang bhi lete hain unki 😂😂😂

All for.. ki kone me khadey ho kisi item number me "role" mil jaye.

Hamarey pehelwaanon ki aisi halat hai paisay ke chakkar me... Bhai ji

Aspiring pretty village girls ki to halat poochho hi mat... But vo bhi paise ke chakkar me full marvati hain.

Fashion/glamour industry to alag hi cheez hai, waha bhi chalta hai..

Went once to a shebang there, saari lawndian going crazy and weak in the knees, wetting their undies about this one ultra handsome Greek god type guy..

Party khalas hui to dekha ki this very famous big name designer guy taking him hone... BC

Its nuts out there, BC sach me kal yug chal raha hai.
 
Gay hai saala, open secret hai industry ki. Johar and in sab ka gang hai, sab ek doosre ki lete nashe kar ke bc ,😂

And iski begum, Gauri, ek number coke baaz.. Unka alag group hai, ghar pe delivery hoti hai maal ki... and male runduway Haryanvi pehelwano ko aksar bulati hai.... Aspiring handsome rural buff akhada boys..

And then SRK and Johar gandu gang bhi lete hain unki 😂😂😂

All for.. ki kone me khadey ho kisi item number me "role" mil jaye.

Hamarey pehelwaanon ki aisi halat hai paisay ke chakkar me... Bhai ji

Aspiring pretty village girls ki to halat poochho hi mat... But vo bhi paise ke chakkar me full marvati hain.

Fashion/glamour industry to alag hi cheez hai, waha bhi chalta hai..

Went once to a shebang there, saari lawndian going crazy and weak in the knees, wetting their undies about this one ultra handsome Greek god type guy..

Party khalas hui to dekha ki this very famous big name designer guy taking him hone... BC

Its nuts out there, BC sach me kal yug chal raha hai.

Yep, I know a few people from the industry. Everything they say about it is true. Alag hi duniya hai.
 
SRK is at no fault here. He is obviously being targeted because he is a Muslim man and the girl is in saffron colored clothes. Make it a Hindu man in saffron clothes wooing a Muslim heroine, 90% of the heartburn will disappear. It is all about manhood being threatened end of the day.

The producers are no doodh ka dhula either. There are almost 17 million colors possible using RGB combinations, but they had to choose one that looks like saffron. Ungli karnay ka shauq jo hai. They were hoping for controversy and they got exactly that. She could have worn blue, red, green or anything. How does it matter, she is hardly wearing anything. It's not as if the hero's lust would reduce if she wore purple. And it's not as if there is some universally accepted concept of a rang's besharmi.
Saffrani pehnay ya Green bas bas jalwa dekhati rehay. tell swami ji kapray aur chotay kar do beshak green ho chalay ga.

Gay hai saala, open secret hai industry ki. Johar and in sab ka gang hai, sab ek doosre ki lete nashe kar ke bc ,😂

And iski begum, Gauri, ek number coke baaz.. Unka alag group hai, ghar pe delivery hoti hai maal ki... and male runduway Haryanvi pehelwano ko aksar bulati hai.... Aspiring handsome rural buff akhada boys..

And then SRK and Johar gandu gang bhi lete hain unki 😂😂😂

All for.. ki kone me khadey ho kisi item number me "role" mil jaye.

Hamarey pehelwaanon ki aisi halat hai paisay ke chakkar me... Bhai ji

Aspiring pretty village girls ki to halat poochho hi mat... But vo bhi paise ke chakkar me full marvati hain.

Fashion/glamour industry to alag hi cheez hai, waha bhi chalta hai..

Went once to a shebang there, saari lawndian going crazy and weak in the knees, wetting their undies about this one ultra handsome Greek god type guy..

Party khalas hui to dekha ki this very famous big name designer guy taking him hone... BC

Its nuts out there, BC sach me kal yug chal raha hai.
we should send our Dirty Harry Secret agent on secret mission
 
Accept it, you are no match for @jamahir who has claimed on various occasions that women stop in their tracks to admire his handsomeness on the rare occasion that he steps out of his house.

You doubt ? But it is not just the handsomeness but the dashing entirety. :enjoy:

I hope Pathan is a blockbuster hit, otherwise Bollywood will again blame this on boycott and threat drama, like they did for Lal Singh Chaddha, which was a crap movie to begin with and deserved to tank.

Bollywood is mostly bhagwa now. Look at this new Ajay Devgn film :
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Yahi bikta hai.

There were two recent B-wood films I regret not watching :

1. 'Matto Ki Saikil' which is about a rural peasant, his daughters dreams and the social and socio-economic oppressions in Indian society. This reality-depicting film wasn't selected by Modi government as India's Oscar entry but some irrelevant film from Gujarat about a boy who wants to be a cinema hall projectionist. The irony is that one of the young boys in this film, Rahul Koli, contracted blood cancer and his father had to sell his lone source of income - an autorickshaw - to pay for the treatment because healthcare in Modi's New India isn't free of money. But OTOH the film's director was humane than Modi and got the rickshaw back and paid for the treatment and would have transferred the treatment to Bombay but the boy died. He was 10. About 'Matto...' :
NDTV's Saibal Chatterjee observed with a more positive review that, "On the big screen, we hardly ever get to see those who toil to construct our houses, lay our roads, and produce the goods we buy and the food we eat. In a modest, minimalist manner, Matto Ki Saikil trains the spotlight on the pitiable reality of India's unorganized labour force.", rating the movie 3.5 out of 5.
Such a Socialist-realism film would have been made popular in India in the 1950s and 60s and would have done tours of other countries especially the USSR but Modi's India saw to it that the film did not have tax-free screenings and Bhakts posting online the slogans like "Bharat Mata ki jai" because this is the reality of Bharat Mata. Can't have such reality shown to the world through the Oscars, after much work being done on PDF by Bhakts like @Chat SAMOSA, @Suriya, @lightoftruth @pikkuboss etc who go on and on about India The Multi-trillion Dollar Economy. :)

2. 'Double XL' about the irrational and insane imposition in today's Capitalist world, in this case India, on the females to be "thin and fit". Film has two heroines, the lovely Sonakshi and Huma both of whom I have always admired. I didn't go to the cinema because I read that the film though has humor about an important topic it degenerates into a masala film with needless songs and all. But here's the trailer :

jhutta no one digs communist prob a virgin

Really ?
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Interesting part is that whenever @jamahir goes out of his house; either voluptuous girls and women gaze at him, in admiration, OR dogs run after him, to bite him. What is the correlation, is a mystery. :lol: :lol:

I am this, that's why. The first category wants to cuddle me and the second wants to tear me up :
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It should be, if not for any other reason, than for the exposed surface anatomy of Deepika Padukone, which is oozing out of the apparels of variety of colors. :p: :p:

Well, I don't see any oozing. All I see are bones which didn't do anything for me. The song, which is quite an unnecessary song, is so cliche - the hero surrounded by swaying random females. pseudo-philosophy cringe lyrics and the heroine showing the fashionable thin body as much as possible. I am also outraged but unlike the Bhakts and the mullahs I am outraged about the hurt to my aesthetics.

Went once to a shebang there, saari lawndian going crazy and weak in the knees, wetting their undies about this one ultra handsome Greek god type guy..

Party khalas hui to dekha ki this very famous big name designer guy taking him hone... BC

That Greek god must be @Areesh. :rofl:
 
jale hamare haters , being someone who's as attractive as srk i can relate to this legend you see when you are as attractive and successful you do end up with a bunch of obsessive haters they envy your success but that's ok



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SRK is despised by the majority of the Indians as well, so you too are a minority within a country full of obsessive haters.
 
You doubt ? But it is not just the handsomeness but the dashing entirety. :enjoy:



Bollywood is mostly bhagwa now. Look at this new Ajay Devgn film :
maxresdefault.jpg

Yahi bikta hai.

There were two recent B-wood films I regret not watching :

1. 'Matto Ki Saikil' which is about a rural peasant, his daughters dreams and the social and socio-economic oppressions in Indian society. This reality-depicting film wasn't selected by Modi government as India's Oscar entry but some irrelevant film from Gujarat about a boy who wants to be a cinema hall projectionist. The irony is that one of the young boys in this film, Rahul Koli, contracted blood cancer and his father had to sell his lone source of income - an autorickshaw - to pay for the treatment because healthcare in Modi's New India isn't free of money. But OTOH the film's director was humane than Modi and got the rickshaw back and paid for the treatment and would have transferred the treatment to Bombay but the boy died. He was 10. About 'Matto...' :

Such a Socialist-realism film would have been made popular in India in the 1950s and 60s and would have done tours of other countries especially the USSR but Modi's India saw to it that the film did not have tax-free screenings and Bhakts posting online the slogans like "Bharat Mata ki jai" because this is the reality of Bharat Mata. Can't have such reality shown to the world through the Oscars, after much work being done on PDF by Bhakts like @Chat SAMOSA, @Suriya, @lightoftruth @pikkuboss etc who go on and on about India The Multi-trillion Dollar Economy. :)

2. 'Double XL' about the irrational and insane imposition in today's Capitalist world, in this case India, on the females to be "thin and fit". Film has two heroines, the lovely Sonakshi and Huma both of whom I have always admired. I didn't go to the cinema because I read that the film though has humor about an important topic it degenerates into a masala film with needless songs and all. But here's the trailer :



Really ?
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yKp6SmSPGGMimxwtev0DBoJ7hsZ8bT1AR_nnnUo63Ag.jpg

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I am this, that's why. The first category wants to cuddle me and the second wants to tear me up :
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Well, I don't see any oozing. All I see are bones which didn't do anything for me. The song, which is quite an unnecessary song, is so cliche - the hero surrounded by swaying random females. pseudo-philosophy cringe lyrics and the heroine showing the fashionable thin body as much as possible. I am also outraged but unlike the Bhakts and the mullahs I am outraged about the hurt to my aesthetics.



That Greek god must be @Areesh. :rofl:

Shut up pervert
 
Such a Socialist-realism film would have been made popular in India in the 1950s and 60s and would have done tours of other countries especially the USSR but Modi's India saw to it that the film did not have tax-free screenings and Bhakts
bc fokat me kaam karenge saarey kya ?

director, cameramen, makeup people, post production crew.. there's a million other elements to it.. camera aside, uske lens hi kai to 10s of lakhs ke hote hain.. there's a tonne of people behind it all. They not supposed to be paid or what ?

and kya bhakt bhakt laga rakhi hai ? get out of your binary thinking please.

but behind the scenes to mashallah aapko bata hi dia hai ki kya hota hai..

tera Gaddaffi inka bhi sab ka baap tha, btw, beachfront mansions and multi million $ yachts pe wtf did you think was going on ? "communism for the people and direct democracy ?" :lol:

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jaag ja, @jamahir .. you have no clue how the world works, man.
 
Shut up pervert


bc fokat me kaam karenge saarey kya ?

director, cameramen, makeup people, post production crew.. there's a million other elements to it.. camera aside, uske lens hi kai to 10s of lakhs ke hote hain.. there's a tonne of people behind it all. They not supposed to be paid or what ?

Tens of lakhs kay hotay hain ? How is that different from a half liter milk packet costing 20 to 35 rupees ? Will the milk for your tea curdle right in the packet if you don't obtain it for money ?

and kya bhakt bhakt laga rakhi hai ? get out of your binary thinking please.

So what are those mentioned gents ?

tera Gaddaffi inka bhi sab ka baap tha, btw, beachfront mansions and multi million $ yachts pe wtf did you think was going on ? "communism for the people and direct democracy ?" :lol:

Yes, he was in his multi-million dollar yacht riding the Mediterranean when Reagan's planes attacked him in 1986 and sem-to-sem it was in 2011 when members of his family were murdered by NATO planes.

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jaag ja, @jamahir .. you have no clue how the world works, man.

Good find of pics. Wow, Katrina looked pretty those days. And there is the lovely Aditi Govitrikar in the second pic.

I am quite jaag'ed and am asking you what is your problem if Muammar is sitting and standing among beauties ? Musharraf was also popular with the wimmen because these two men liberated them and the two were / are intelligent and suave. She for instance :
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Musharraf is a hunk, says Miss Pakistan World​

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Press Trust Of India
Last Updated: APRIL 16, 2008, 17:34 IST

Islamabad: Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf may be facing the heat from all corners but not from one Pakistani beauty pageants winner who says he is a "hunk".

Reigning Miss Pakistan World Mahleej Sarkari found time last week to write a post on Musharraf on the pageant's website.

"A little note to the people of Pakistan. Going to international pageants we have found out how much Musharraf is known to all beautiful young girls, and beauty queens. Some have replied, 'Oh yes, the general man (sic)'. While others have said 'the man who rules Pakistan'," wrote Sarkari.

"Everything positive I think personally Musharraf Sahab is very good-looking. Some Pakistani politicians may not agree with these gorgeous women. But here they are kissing Musharraf," she says.

"You know like Benazir, all men around the world thought she was a beauty, similarly Musharraf is a hunk. He has enough charisma to have young girls going nuts," says the beauty queen’s post," she adds.

Sarkari says she would love to date Musharraf if he asked her out. "Yes, any time, I like him a lot," she told a news portal.

Sarkari also says she thought, "Mrs Musharraf would nod her head in agreement that her husband is an icon no matter what happens".

Sonia Ahmed, founder of the Miss Pakistan World pageant, too is a huge Musharraf fan. On the pageant's website, there are several shots of beauty queens holding up Musharraf's picture, blowing kisses and saying, "We love you Mushy".

"Well, I am a huge fan of President Musharraf and so are my Miss and Mrs Pakistans and I don't know why but we all look up to him as a man who gave freedom to the entertainment industry and media.

"There is no PPP or Nawaz that gave that freedom, however they are all claiming that they are 'oh so moderate!'" Ahmed said in a statement.

"Let me tell you future Miss Pakistans as well as Mrs Pakistans how we ended up getting the poster of Musharraf Sahab. We searched the internet and finally found this high resolution picture of him. And so we told our printer to make a big poster out of it," Ahmed said. Incidentally, in the picture Musharraf is clad in his army uniform, which he doffed last year.

Pakistanis have been winning quite a few pageants internationally. A Pakistani girl was declared runner-up for the Miss Disco Queen contest earlier this month.

Sarkari represented Pakistan in the Miss Tourism Queen International contest earlier this month in China. While most contestants taking part in such pageants are non-resident Pakistanis, a few residents are flying out of the country to make a mark at these events.

Sarkari, a Baloch, was raised in Karachi and has been in Toronto for the past six years. She had gone to Canada to study but stayed on and now runs a spa business there.

"We are showing people that young women from Pakistan deserve a voice and can do great things when given the chance. On an international level, we have far surpassed our goals bringing home six international titles within the past five years," Ahmed said.

When reminded that Musharraf was not exactly popular in her home province of Balochistan, she said, "I don't care that's politics."
Our mullah ghey boi Areesh and his chums here like Sayfullah, Mujahid Memon and Trango Towers will hate both Mahleej and Mushy boy.

Not at all. You are the OG Sakht Launda. Lekin jab tak sakht hai life ke mazay le lo. Jab jhand ho jayega to Gaddafi will not come to your rescue.

Bohot pigahlay hain hum bhi. :D
 
Tens of lakhs kay hotay hain ? How is that different from a half liter milk packet costing 20 to 35 rupees ? Will the milk for your tea curdle right in the packet if you don't obtain it for money ?
because economy of scale,

bc 150 log 20 laakh ka camera le ke (woh bhi not govt funded)

vs

150 crore ko daily khilao pilao padhao ...

dimaag hai, istamaal karein zara kabhi pliz

Reagan's planes attacked him in 1986
:rolleyes:

Good find of pics. Wow, Katrina looked pretty those days. And there is the lovely Aditi Govitrikar in the second pic.

I am quite jaag'ed and am asking you what is your problem if Muammar is sitting and standing among beauties ? Musharraf was also popular with the wimmen because these two men liberated them and the two were / are intelligent and suave. She for instance :
the point was, an unelected guy preaching communism while partying it up in grand billionaire style is a bit hypocritical to say the least.

how then, do you criticize the GOI for making a new post colonial seat of power house ?

Modi lives more like a commie than your muammar did if an austere life is your yardstick for measuring such stuff.
 
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I thought Saffron was an Orange color shes wearing yellow in the music video or what lol

@Paitoo that was a serious question. 😂
 
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