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@Talon
i know! It is my duty as a gentleman to not to doubt your claim of being an 'angel' and i acknowlege that this claim is intentionaly true.
And i shall add: never mind the little "trouble issue"

Of course it is true! Assi angel hain heaven tay uttray way :P
 
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@Talon
I see.i have no right to doubt your claim of being an angel.
 
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Nope. It actually means, something on the line of.... 'favored by Pashtuns' 'of Pashtuns' 'for Pashtuns' 'Haven of Pashtuns' 'haven for Pashtuns' etc etc etc...... take your pick......

"favoured by pashtuns"? Lol. it seems you are struggling with pashto in turkey. @Armstrong pakhtunkhwa simply means corner/side where pakhtuns live.
 
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Tips for @Monkey D Luffy. :D
With tips from Havi Sultan in red:

Attract her, Impress her. (Okay first things first-that does not mean holding a knife to your neck and threatening to commit suicide.)

Many men fail to make a good impression on girls they wan to be with, only because they don’t know how to impress a girl. (so true) They mostly make an aggressive move to win the heart of a girl but really don’t know it can get her turned off. (Yes don't be aggressive. This is not Afghanistan-girls are so totally turned off by that... :disagree:) As a matter of fact, impressing a girl is an art; the more you master it, the more you will get results coming out naturally. (you could learn this from @Hyperion)

You don’t need at all to present a fake, over-pompous persona; instead, impress her naturally, and get her positive response and trust in return. (Exactly-you gotta be as cool as a freakin happy-go-lucky cucumber and as natural as the beautiful, bright sun)

Want to impress your girl? Click here to SEND her FRESH FLOWERS ONLINE. (@Armstrong sends his girl old socks though. For further tips you can ask him how that works.)
Tips on how to impress a girl
Tip 1: “Look well groomed and presentable; neither over-the-top nor too sloppy.” (Egjactly-and don't wear a dhoti borrowed from @KS-I hate those things.)

how to impress a girlLike it or not, your appearance plays a crucial part when impressing a woman. (So no mullah umar style-maybe Arbaz khan style-maybe thats "Ranjit Singhi" influence like Toramana said though...) It speaks a lot about how you live and how you act. (Now let me explain this-if you are born with a face like a gorilla's then its clear you live like one-but if it is a face as angelic and innocent as yours its clear you live like one too)

Remember first impression is the last impression. So when you initially meet a girl, you must look well groomed.

To look good does not mean that you have to dress yourself up like a Hollywood celebrity in an unreal manner. If you go against your normal way of dressing and end up wearing something over-the-top that does not accent your personality, it may give her an impression that you ONLY want to impress her – for ulterior motives. (Whatever you do don't dress up like Lady Gaga-you do that and they will throw you into a mental asylum faster than you can utter salamoona)

Likewise, you must not look sloppy to give her a vibe that you don’t care about anything. Wearing dirty or substandard clothes tells that you have got “I don’t care” type of personality. She may instinctively conclude that you don’t care about anything else either.

The best solution is to make your get-up according to your personality and latest fashion trends. For this you can simply go to a club or a bar to see what other people are wearing. (Exactly-I am sure you will have nothing better to do) You can also ask your female friends or acquaintance to help you out for shopping some impressive clothes. (@Talon can be your guide here unless you are dressing up for talon in which case it is useless. There is Marshmallow too but she doesn't get my humor-so don't ask her :D )
Tip 2: “Control your Speech, and observe silence when needed.” (Okay you are not kim kardashian whose mouth once open is a flood no dam can stop. Don't start all the Loy Afghanistan this, loy afghanistan that especially is she is true Pashtun/Pakistani)

Another essential step of how to impress a woman is to let her talk and respond while conversing. It will be a BIG turn-off if you keep on non-stop chatting during the entire spell of your conversation with her. Bear in mind conversation is a two-way communication and is all about contributing together. :-)agree:)

Also, keep eye-contact while she is talking to you. It will let her know that you have no interest in her. This attitude will surely up the attraction meter. (Yeah-but don't keep staring at her like a moonstruck fool. When the waiter comes for the menu or puts a plate on the table or maybe a dozen napkins for a baby like you make sure you break eye-contact with your future wife)

As for the topics of conversation, speak of your dreams and ambitions to let her know you have a purposeful life, and that you are not a wandering bum. (For example you could tell her about your extra-curricular activities on the internet-forget it, don't do that) In addition, you can share some funny incidents of your life to amuse her but ensure your delivery is above the par.

There are some topics you must keep yourself at bay when trying to impress a woman. Don’t speak of politics, past girlfriends, offensive and racial jokes, and anything else that could be termed as geeky or dorky. (For this you will have to stay away from Admin Khan for a while otherwise things like banana republic or failed state, terrorist country may come out of your mouth)
Tip 3: “Don’t stare at other girls in front of her.” (You could stare at the waiter though and hope he gets terrified by you and refuses to ask for the bill though in that case there is a possibility your date could smack you on the head with her handbag for showing an "unnatural interest in the waiter" instead of her)

When impressing a girl, make sure that she is the be all and end all of your attention. Want her and love her from the core of your heart as though no other girl exists in the world. :-)cry: Tears of joy)

Nothing is embarrassing for girls than sitting with cheap men who continuously check out other women around. Girls, by nature, dislike when guys, whom they are trying to know, get intentionally diverted by other girls around them. (I hope you do not learn from this article and start winking at the other girls while dating one. That dating article does not apply to us at naswar corner whatsoever-we have a strict policy of one woman for one guy-Chief @Hyperion can confirm though on account of lack of women you might get @KRAIT instead.)

You will gain her trust and admiration if you are attentive ONLY to her because it makes her think like you truly want her. :-))... right now I am hearing love songs-mehndi ki yeh raaaaat... mehndi ki yeh raaaaaaat...)
Tip 4: “Avoid using a Cell phone when pursuing a girl.” (Btw personally when I read this I was like WTF??? How can u not use a cell phone to hit on a girl-this is the second stupid thing I saw in this article??? But I believe it applies in certain situations like yours Luffy-1) when the girl is a dihati 2) when the girl is affiliated with the Taliban.)

On of the most neglected steps of how to impress a girl is to avoid using cell phones while you are sitting in her company. Mind you, frequently answering your phone calls or even texting will never help you impress a girl.

If it is really that important or emergency call, just tender your excuse in a polite manner and receive your call. Otherwise, frequent use of cell phone in front of the girl may force her to think that you have no sincere interest in her.

Your girl may think that people on the other end of the mobile phone are worthier of importance to you than her. So it’s wise to not use your cell phone when you are sitting with the girl you want to impress.
Tip 5: “Don’t be too obsessive.”

Being romantic is different from being aggressive. You need not to be the latter kind of person to impress a girl. (Okay the first thing NOT to do is what was done in the Pashto movie Baghi. You will not kidnap the sardars daughter with dozens of armed guards!)

Instead of presenting yourself as a too strong or obsessive lover, you should leave a good impression out of your calm and loving attitude. If you can’t control your strong passions from bursting out wildly, she may think unprotected in your company and resultantly she will be justified to keep you away. (OMG-Luffy u are too excited. Don't charge like a bull at a dinner party! :fie:Udreegee!... ruk ja bhai!.)

These five steps of how to impress a girl can do the trick if followed rationally and sensibly. It is all about your attitude and way of interaction that can persuade her to wish meeting with you for the next time. (Also for dinner I would advise bun kabab over Mcdonalds-just to prove you are not a burgerkhor like you call others-though I have no idea how that will work because bun kabab is actually a burger...@Armstrong bun kabab or McDonalds for luffy's wife to be?)

Do try practicing on @KRAIT if she is your type.
 
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@KRAIT is that you crawling on @Armstrongs head? :oops:
 
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