Naswar Corner

[Hyperion]

Even if you are a Dari speaking Pukhtoon !

Oooooooooo, I wan't to smack you right now!!! A subtle compliment with a forceful slap!!!

 

[Armstrong]

kiyun ... tun aithay drug bechan aya hein

Aeee khudaa meriii bolli salamaat raheiii !

 

[Hyperion]

Aeee khudaa meriii bolli salamaat raheiii !

A minor grammatical error.. it can be neglected....

 

[RazPaK]

A minor grammatical error.. it can be neglected....

It might not be, but trying to write Punjabi in English script is like trying to pole vault with one leg.

 

[Ticker]

Aeee khudaa meriii bolli salamaat raheiii !

OK. Now you translate it into correct Punjabi.

Lets see.

 

[Hyperion]

It might not be, but trying to write Punjabi in English script is like trying to pole vault with one leg.

Or give a strip-tease performance with one leg?

 

[Armstrong]

OK. Now you translate it into correct Punjabi.

Lets see.

Mine is worst !

 

[Ticker]

Or give a strip-tease performance with one leg?

Now that's a difficult one.

 

[Hyperion]

kiyun ... tun aithay drug bechan aya hein

Kiyun tu ithay drug vechan(d) aya(n) see(n) (d&n's need to be stretched and silenced simultaneously)

 

[Ticker]

Mine is worst !

OK then strip tease on one leg as Hype said it.

 

[Hyperion]

OK then strip tease on one leg as Hype said it.

And I also want him to do the split on pole!

 

[Ticker]

OK then strip tease on one leg as Hype said it.

Kiyunkay Istanbul walay Herbiye Ordu Evi ke qareeb wala wo club visit kiye bhi kuch arsa guzar gya hai.

Kiyun tu ithay drug vechan(d) aya(n) see(n) (d&n's need to be stretched and silenced simultaneously)

teshekur ederim hojam

 

[Armstrong]

OK then strip tease on one leg as Hype said it.

Thats his forte ! How do you think this profession was introduced to Pakistan if not through the mouth watering performances of Chambeilli aka Hyperion ! He lost his right leg in an aircraft accident where they wise guy thought that the best way to subdue the troubled Tribal Areas was to carpet bomb the entire place with hundreds of tonnes of Naswar; poor fellow didn't know that real pathans *the dari speaking kind* don't eat that sh*t !

 

[Hyperion]

Kiyunkay Istanbul walay Herbiye Ordu Evi ke qareeb wala wo club visit kiye bhi kuch arsa guzar gya hai.



teshekur ederim hojam

Bisey degil!

Istanbul hakinda, birsey diyemiyorum, cunku fazla gezmedim!

 

[Armstrong]

Bisey degil!

Istanbul hakinda, birsey diyemiyorum, cunku fazla gezmedim!

Dostlar beni hatirlasin !