Naswar Corner

[Hyperion]

Oh my God now Pukhtoon Racism !

Dude, when I say trust me, then trust me!

 

[Esc8781]

Hi back, how are you my happy robot --- where have you been?

Watching a good movie that required tissues.

 

[ajtr]

Your hubby is a Pukhtoon ! Unnkiii koi wakhriii hiii 'code language' hotiii hai; case in point I was listening to an interview given by a Tribal from the Mehsud Clan on the TV today & he said - 'Hubbb looogggooon koi zabardaasttti bhi janaaat lei janaaa chahiyeee tuu hummm nahin jainnn gaaiii paaar pyaaar seh humeinn koi jhanaam (hell) bhi leiii ja saktaaa hai' !

On a serious note - Hype, how do you fight such a people ?

other day i used word"tapor" on pdf ...now in india tapori is someone who is sits on nukkad tea shop of you mohalla to eve-tease women /girls.

then ticker said dont use this word in front of pathan as among pukhtoon tapori means girlish type boy.

now same word has different usage in different context across the borders ..it sure creates problem for me.
mere hubby ne kai baar mujhe roka hai slang use karne se....another word was "akhrot " when he stopped me using it otherwise i used to call ticker as akhrot.i didnt knew that it was racist to use it.
as for akrot in MP is someone who is nutty.

 

[Dubious]

Tumm bhi apni marzi kay topic pay khoob "chaskay" uthati ho!

Aur tou nai kiya...Chaudrain houn naa...read chaudry sahab's ( this part only):

Chaudhry apne shokh to saray puray kartein hain

 

[Hyperion]

Then bhabi darling jal jal kar rakh ho chuki ho gi....coz this meri jan scenario has been going on for a while...and that too WITH DIFFERENT MARDS

Pinko, it's just a tactic. I am leveling the playing field, so that when I say it to other girls on the forum, everyone will ignore it: Well, Hypey says that to everyone, what's the biggy?

 

[Dubious]

I'm confused by code language they use .or may be im not quite familiar with pakistani codes.

Oh that was no code...He was selling you his stuff...All I said is we will buy it ONLY to check if it works...QUALITY CONTROL

 

[Armstrong]

Dude, when I say trust me, then trust me!

They did speak Urdu in that heavily-laced-with-Pashto accent, they carried weapons & were dressed as Tribals !

 

[Hyperion]

Watching a good movie that required tissues.

Oh crap.. you're a girl!

 

[Dubious]

Now specially emphasize the bolded word

Wommmmmmaaaaan are you out of your mind!

For which part? He has a nice facial cut and a cute smile...Tou hun ki ker yea?

 

[Hyperion]

They did speak Urdu in that heavily-laced-with-Pashto accent, they carried weapons & were dressed as Tribals !

You call them Tribals, I call them target practice / lower life forms!

 

[Dubious]

Dekhay Mohtarma.... Hot Feelings Touch karnay kay bad hi aati hay.. All depends on how you interpret things... Softly or Hardly

Yes... (chittar express) kay baad bhi ati hain!

Khuda Hafiz.

Have a nice day lady and gentlemen.

Bye bye

 

[Hyperion]

For which part? He has a nice facial cut and a cute smile...Tou hun ki ker yea?

Chaudrain, battameezi nai challay gi, assi wi Khan sahab honday hain!

 

[ajtr]

Imagine the laughs we have when you British Pakistanis try speaking Urdu or worse Punjabi !

how do you react when i speak punjabi.i'm sure many pull out their hairs.Kaka jutt sure does pull his hair.

 

[Armstrong]

other day i used word"tapor" on pdf ...now in india tapori is someone who is sits on nukkad tea shop of you mohalla to eve-tease women /girls.

then ticker said dont use this word in front of pathan as among pukhtoon tapori means girlish type boy.

now same word has different usage in different context across the borders ..it sure creates problem for me.
mere hubby ne kai baar mujhe roka hai slang use karne se....another word was "akhrot " when he stopped me using it otherwise i used to call ticker as akhrot.i didnt knew that it was racist to use it.
as for akrot in MP is someone who is nutty.

Well if I used the word 'tapoori' in front of my parents either of them would probably slap me !

You're hubby is right...don't use that word ! Even I, an honorary Pukhtoon, don't know half the things that they're up to !

 

[ajtr]

Seriously, isn't it true what I said, I have English employees who can't write two paragraphs properly!

Give them the tea they will write the whole book for you....