Naswar Corner

[Dubious]

gibberish .........

Huh? What is the gibberish in that?

Yara, UK main angraizy nahin sikhatay, sach much!!!

Yup yup...If they speak rubbish they will just claim it is in the English language and they know better if not they will say it is French

 

[Hyperion]

Ewwwww...OMG...ewwwww...

LOL... I can't stop laughing... was that a squeal?

If it was, which kind?

 

[Armstrong]

Uncle g...You are one of the few Pakistani who studied in Pakistan and are capable of such words...I am impressed!

Imagine the laughs we have when you British Pakistanis try speaking Urdu or worse Punjabi !

 

[Dubious]

Of-course, you were! Now when do I get a pat on the shoulder?

Pat..pat..

 

[Hyperion]

Yup yup...If they speak rubbish they will just claim it is in the English language and they know better if not they will say it is French

Seriously, isn't it true what I said, I have English employees who can't write two paragraphs properly!

 

[Dubious]

My Dad's an ethnic Kashmiri & Mom's a Punjabi Rajput - Thats practically races apart ! How the hell am I still a midget then ?

Recessive!! Need some of your blood for DNA purposes...Just to be sure your parents did not pick up the wrong baby from the nursery

 

[Hyperion]

Pat..pat..

Tvo pats togethev.... theeenk you...

 

[Dubious]

Fair enough! But only low lying idiots use it...

Did Chaudry sahab leave?

 

[Hyperion]

Your hubby is a Pukhtoon ! Unnkiii koi wakhriii hiii 'code language' hotiii hai; case in point I was listening to an interview given by a Tribal from the Mehsud Clan on the TV today & he said - 'Hubbb looogggooon koi zabardaasttti bhi janaaat lei janaaa chahiyeee tuu hummm nahin jainnn gaaiii paaar pyaaar seh humeinn koi jhanaam (hell) bhi leiii ja saktaaa hai' !

On a serious note - Hype, how do you fight such a people ?

Mehsuds are not tribal, they aren't even Pathans!

 

[Esc8781]

Hi again!

 

[Dubious]

Isi liye ziyada tar gibberish likhtay ho ...... samajh mein hi nahin aati.

Hahahahahha...He got an "A" that shows how much time he spends on the dictionary! No don't correct me Butt sahab!

 

[Armstrong]

Recessive!! Need some of your blood for DNA purposes...Just to be sure your parents did not pick up the wrong baby from the nursery

It was actually a chimpanzee enclosure !

But I'm taller than both of them & yet short enough to be called Gimili the Dwarf ! Why...oh why mother nature ? I wanted to be tall like Hyperion so that I too could clean the ceiling fan or the cob webs without needing a ladder for that !

 

[Hyperion]

Hi again!

Hi back, how are you my happy robot --- where have you been?

 

[Armstrong]

Mehsuds are not tribal, they aren't even Pathans!

Oh my God now Pukhtoon Racism !

 

[Dubious]

Na ker yar... Bhabi Jan Naraz ho gi,,, agar Kisi aur ko especially wo bhe kisi "MARD" ko meri Jan keh kar pukara to

Then bhabi darling jal jal kar rakh ho chuki ho gi....coz this meri jan scenario has been going on for a while...and that too WITH DIFFERENT MARDS

Came back to say that I have no shikwa with Aero.

Chaudhry apne shokh to saray puray kartein hain.

Rakhelo ka bhi aur Naswar ka bi. Ab gunjash ney rahi naswar ki.

Khoda hafiz

Oay! Get back here...I just came! C-h-a-u-d-r-y!