Joke

[Marshmallow]

In 1960, the first topless dance bar in India was opened in Goa...




The good news is that the bar is still open










But the bad news is, the same gals are still dancing

bad joke no wonder being jobless has turnd ur sense of humour into sumthing really bad

 

[Mian H Amin.]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Iggy]

bad joke no wonder being jobless has turnd ur sense of humour into sumthing really bad

Oye!! Who allowed this kid into this section??? Bhutniii, most of the jokes here are way over your age

 

[Darth Vader]

lol

 

[Darth Vader]

1 Rat 2 Baje Bht Tez Barish me 1 Pathan ne 1 ghr ka Darwaza knock kia aur Pucha:
KyA DHAKKA LAGA DO Ge?
Admi neend me tha is liye inkar kr k andr aa gya pr use guilty feel hua.
Socha Barish me kbi Men b phns skta hun. Wo utha aur Bahir ja kr onchi awaz me pukara:
Kya Tumhe abi b dhakke ki zarurat he?

Aawaz i: HAN..!!

Admi: Theek he Bhai,
Tm ho kahan?

Pathan:
Yara Yahan GARDEN ME DEKHO.

Hm JHOOLY par betha hy.

 

[Sugarcane]

A blonde stomped into the library and said " i have a complaint" the book i took out last week was horrible, it had two many characters and no plot at all"
"oh," said the librarian " you must be the one that took our phone book"

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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?

Joey says, "A computer."
The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."
Kimmy says, "A new lawn mower." And she gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don't need nothing!"
The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember my dad saying, 'Well, that's the last fcuking thing we needed!'"

 

[Cherokee]

 

[jha]

Boy: My GF is pregnant but I used protection.

Doctor: 1 kahani suno... 1 shikari 1 din Gun ki jagah umbrella le gaya, achanak lion samne aaya to usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur Lion wahi mar gaya.

Boy: Impossible.!!!!! Kissi aur ne goli mari hogi.

Doc: Exactly....

 

[Gentelman]

School K Prncipl Ne Pthan Chokidar Ko Blaya 0r Kaha
Sach Sach Btao Medam Ne Tum Ko Thapr Q Mara?

Pthan
Malom Nahi Sir
Hum Medm K Pechy Pechy Aa Raha Tha
Ham Ne Dekha Medm K Pechy Kmez Phsa Huwa Tha
Ham Ne Nkal Diya
Medm Ne Ghusy Se Deka Ham Smjha Medm Ko Acha Nhi Lga
Ham Ne Ungli Se Phir Wapis Dal Diya:p

 

[Gentelman]

On Facebook* Hot person's
status: "Just ate lunch." *50 likes
25 comments* Average persons
status: "Just ate lunch" *1 person
liked this*

Teachers call it "going to the
bathroom" We call it "I'm bored.
I'm leaving."

GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!" , "You
mean, where my laptop, iPod,
and phone are? Okay, fine by
me.

i feel I'm walking naked without
my phone in my pocket

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX! Now I
got your attention, go thank this...

 

[Gentelman]

Me: Can my friend stay over?
Mom: Yes, just vaccum the house
Me: *calls friend* Me: Yeah, she
said no.

 

[Gentelman]

everyone: how long have you
been single!?.......... me: birth

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Gentelman]

=Sheikh sahab k betay ny kaha:-

Dad meri Girl Friend pregnant ho gayi hai,

Rs:-50,000

Maang rahi hai CHUP rehnay k,

Dad ny khamoshi sy paisay dy diye,

2 mahiney baad
dosra beta:-

Meri Girl Friend pregnant ha & demanding,

Rs.75,000

Sheikh sahab ny khamoshi se paisy dy diye,

6 mahiney baad,

Sheikh ki kanwari beti boli:-

Dad I am pregnant,

Sheikh sahab ny uss ko galay se lagaya or beti ka munh choom k kaha:-

"HUN PAISEY LAIN DI SADI WARI A"

 

[Gentelman]

As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"