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Valentines Day gifts that could get you dumped
Valentine’s Day gifts that could get you dumped - The Times of India
From giving your partner a gym
membership to the newfound
horror that is the "Fifty Shades of
Grey" toy set, these are certain
Valentine's Day gifts that can
pretty much guarantee the end of your relationship. According to the Huffington Post,
one such gift are sex checks. The description boasts, "Who says money can't buy
you love?" which we're pretty sure was the
original slogan for prostitution. Another is a gym membership. Everyone wants a
gym membership, but no one wants to be told
they need one. Never give **** to your other half. While one
generally wants Valentine's Day to culminate in
sexual congress, the gift of **** most likely
strikes the wrong tone. 'Sleepwalk With Me' is a great movie, and we
could not love it more. But Mike Birbiglia's
directorial debut is so painfully honest about a
relationship that isn't meant to be, it's inspired
several break-ups. Save this one for any other
holiday. The Tandem Glove - this just screams
codependence. You don't want your partner re-
evaluating your relationship with his/her
therapist on Valentine's Day. This Valentine's Day, only one gift says "I have
terrible taste and I'm even worse in bed," and
that is the 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' toy collection. A snake can be an amazing pet for the right
person, but as a Valentine's gift it probably sends
the wrong message. The complete 'Saw' collection on blu-ray,
massage chair, a bible, name tattoo are such
other gifts that could ruin your Valentine's Day. Also, don't turn up with nothing. Everyone likes
to say they don't care about Valentine's Day, but
the bottom line is that no one wants to feel
forgotten or unappreciated by the person they're
with.
Valentines Day gifts that could get you dumped
Valentine’s Day gifts that could get you dumped - The Times of India
From giving your partner a gym
membership to the newfound
horror that is the "Fifty Shades of
Grey" toy set, these are certain
Valentine's Day gifts that can
pretty much guarantee the end of your relationship. According to the Huffington Post,
one such gift are sex checks. The description boasts, "Who says money can't buy
you love?" which we're pretty sure was the
original slogan for prostitution. Another is a gym membership. Everyone wants a
gym membership, but no one wants to be told
they need one. Never give **** to your other half. While one
generally wants Valentine's Day to culminate in
sexual congress, the gift of **** most likely
strikes the wrong tone. 'Sleepwalk With Me' is a great movie, and we
could not love it more. But Mike Birbiglia's
directorial debut is so painfully honest about a
relationship that isn't meant to be, it's inspired
several break-ups. Save this one for any other
holiday. The Tandem Glove - this just screams
codependence. You don't want your partner re-
evaluating your relationship with his/her
therapist on Valentine's Day. This Valentine's Day, only one gift says "I have
terrible taste and I'm even worse in bed," and
that is the 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' toy collection. A snake can be an amazing pet for the right
person, but as a Valentine's gift it probably sends
the wrong message. The complete 'Saw' collection on blu-ray,
massage chair, a bible, name tattoo are such
other gifts that could ruin your Valentine's Day. Also, don't turn up with nothing. Everyone likes
to say they don't care about Valentine's Day, but
the bottom line is that no one wants to feel
forgotten or unappreciated by the person they're
with.
Enough is enough 
