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Indian Irony at its best.Crocodiles are Guarding Indian Border from Pakistan: Indian Media

Well, if one is not stupid, they would know that this practice is age old when they would fill moat around the forts with crocs.. but sometimes I forget whom I am talking to...
And when there are whole bunch of stupids, the story loses all it's charm.
Your frivolous media is not talking about some crocks swimming in the water, it's referring to your coastal guards as ''Janbaz Magar mach.'' :lol:. We have heard of such units being referred to as Sharks, Dolphins, Sea Eagles etc, but Indians are trying to sound fearful with such a term. I guess it's catching on with Indians.

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EPIC to say the least :D

Not many responses from our Indian friends...
 
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so they put crocs in a river on the pakistani border to stop anyone entering
The entire news reporting is not available.

From what is available, I am speculating an infiltrator from Pakistan side got gobbled up by croc and local media has gone very dramatic about.

This is not news though, local wildlife has been cruel to Pakistani infiltrators in the past :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8339549.stm

Bear kills militants in Kashmir
By Altaf Hussain
BBC News, Srinagar
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The bear population has grown in Kashmir in recent times
A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

Bodies found

The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.

The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah.

News of the attack emerged when their injured comrade went to a nearby village for treatment.

"Word spread in the village that Qaiser had been killed by the bear," another police officer said.

A joint party of the police and army personnel went into the forest and collected the bodies of the two militants.

Police say they also recovered two Kalashnikov assault rifles and some ammunition from the hideout.

Animal attacks

Wildlife experts say the conflict in Kashmir has actually resulted in an increase in the population of bears and leopards.

Following the outbreak of the insurgency people had to hand in their weapons to police - which put a halt to poaching.

As a result, there has been a greater incidence of man-animal conflict, say experts.

There have been many reports of bears and leopards killing or mauling humans in different parts of the Kashmir valley in recent years.

Three years ago, residents of Mandora village near the southern town of Tral, beat a black bear to death which had strayed into the village.
 
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MAGAR MUCH.......:rofl::rofl::rofl::lol::lol::lol::laugh::laugh::laugh::omghaha::omghaha::omghaha:.

India Should also announce funds in budget for MAGAR MUCH.....:haha:.
 
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Expected From Pakistani PDF Fanboys zero research before posting Stuff
The video Edited And by seeing video I clear that They are Talking here of
Creek Crocodile Commando are the elite commando force of BSF. It is Rann of Kutch (an extensive salt marsh of western India and southeast Pakistan between the Gulf of Kutch and the Indus River delta. It was the scene of major border disputes in 1965 and 1971). Creek (Gujarat): In order to thwart landing of terrorists through the sea route, BSF has formed its first commando unit—Creek Crocodiles—to man the hostile creek area where India shares a border with Pakistan.

Creeks are a very hostile terrain, constituting numerous raised grounds having mangroves and a network of water channels which are quite shallow where all movements are tide dependent.

Creek Crocodiles are trained to thwart any evil designs from across the border, BSF commandant Pushpendra Singh Rathore, who had created and trained the commando unit at Koteshwar outpost of BSF, said.


Go Through Video Blow at 2:50 to 4:00 Minutes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Security_Force
 
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Really? Gold from cow's shit ? Are they insane or high on holy gau mutra?
What a gem of a post!

The problem with you guys is that you bring your religious superiority so quickly In any discussion that you forget you barely contributed 16 patents and waiting to file patent for 80cc moped. What a sizeable contribution to humanity!!

Don't be so harsh in showing your humiliating conversion.
 
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At least the Crocodiles living in Saline water are Patriotic unlike those living in the Kashmir Valley :lol::rofl:

These Crocs of Saline water are paying back for the Namak(salt) of India.

You know as they say in India : "Namak ka karz adaa karna to koi Magar much se sikhe" :lol:
 
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Coming from someone who claims their land. What an epic fail! Hollow laughs cannot do you any good.
At least the Crocodiles living in Saline water are Patriotic unlike those living in the Kashmir Valley :lol::rofl:

These Crocs of Saline water are paying back for the Namak(salt) of India.

You know as they say in India : "Namak ka karz adaa karna to koi Magar much se sikhe" :lol:
 
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Well seriously, there is limit of obsession

Moment when you realise that common sense is not so common. Apparently Pak - India conflict is now spread to entire Animal Kingdom. May be its answer to ISI trained spy Pigeon? :rofl:

Any way, Crocs are not happy about it :lol:


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@Areesh @Zarvan @Windjammer

Indian army fail hogaye to janwaron ko age kar dia !
 
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