In a full-blown war with India sinking the INS Vikrant should be top priority

[Joe Shearer]

in event of war from pak... india would do something biblical. just instincts

Let us count the ways:

1. Make the sea part between Mumbai and Karachi, and run the aircraft carrier battle group on tracks along the dry seabed.
2. Rain military rations onto Indian forces attacking through the Thar.
3. Blow the last post and knock down Pakistani tanks in and around Pano Aqil.
4. Have Sri Sri Ravishankar hold up his arms and keep the Sun up as long as required to fly and to fight.
5. Send out Special Forces armed with sharp-shooting slingshots to kill infantry battalions.
6. Send out a Havildar with the jawbone of an *** and slaughter a full Pakistan Army Corps.
7. Turn all Divisional Commanders into pillars of salt.

Have I missed any?

 

[Ahassan]

Let us count the ways:

1. Make the sea part between Mumbai and Karachi, and run the aircraft carrier battle group on tracks along the dry seabed.
2. Rain military rations onto Indian forces attacking through the Thar.
3. Blow the last post and knock down Pakistani tanks in and around Pano Aqil.
4. Have Sri Sri Ravishankar hold up his arms and keep the Sun up as long as required to fly and to fight.
5. Send out Special Forces armed with sharp-shooting slingshots to kill infantry battalions.
6. Send out a Havildar with the jawbone of an *** and slaughter a full Pakistan Army Corps.
7. Turn all Divisional Commanders into pillars of salt.

Have I missed any?

Yes .... Balls!

 

[Joe Shearer]

Yes .... Balls!

That is rather extreme.

Why don't you try firing bullets first?

 

[Ahassan]

That is rather extreme.

Why don't you try firing bullets first?

who started it????? your AF chief said the operation is still going on .... so lets wait

 

[khail007]

No.
They require special kits for the thin atmosphere there; jets are air-breathing, and they need air to breathe.
Those that are rockets also need special kits, as in the thinner atmosphere of the mountains, they fly faster, and are in danger of being burnt up by excessive speed. So they are fitted with retard kits of Pakistani manufacture; the country is expert in this technology.

Oh ... Mr pseudo intellectual, you are suffering from diarrhea and pooping around ... go and get some information from your invention HISHTORY claims for inventing such things long before they were invented by their inventors.

True, that.
Because these dangerous aircraft can fly up and down, vertically, they are difficult to hit.

There is another BS from a retard PROFESSIONAL. @Joe Shearer please forward your credential to BJP (Moodi) for the post of 'Minister of State for BS affairs'. You are perfectly fit and deserving for that job.

 

[Enigma SIG]

So many ideas; you guys are giving Bollywood a run for their money.

 

[Joe Shearer]

who started it????? your AF chief said the operation is still going on .... so lets wait

I don't think that was under discussion. We were discussing the 'Biblical' responses that India might have. I suggest you grab your Wunderkind and put him back in his playpen before he makes you look more ridiculous.

 

[KhalaiMakhlooq]

No.

They require special kits for the thin atmosphere there; jets are air-breathing, and they need air to breathe.

Those that are rockets also need special kits, as in the thinner atmosphere of the mountains, they fly faster, and are in danger of being burnt up by excessive speed. So they are fitted with retard kits of Pakistani manufacture; the country is expert in this technology.



Please don't disturb a young, enquiring mind. Questioning everything is the way to success.



True, that.

Because these dangerous aircraft can fly up and down, vertically, they are difficult to hit.

okay, you bring your warplanes and predators. great idea. fly them around mount kaliash. maybe you can enter shambala and get some secret weapons from the immortals to build a vimana.

you guys cant stop a kid in a 4x4 in broad daylight driving into a secret army facility. what would you know about war, never mind the mountains.

 

[Ahassan]

I don't think that was under discussion. We were discussing the 'Biblical' responses that India might have. I suggest you grab your Wunderkind and put him back in his playpen before he makes you look more ridiculous.

Wunderkind .... !... joe how old are you .... stop calling other members young you never know they are older then you??? now biblical response from PN/PAF would be to annihilate IN carrier .... and its battlegroup

 

[KhalaiMakhlooq]

lol you dont even know what kashmir is. you are blind like the pilot we shot down

Let us count the ways:

1. Make the sea part between Mumbai and Karachi, and run the aircraft carrier battle group on tracks along the dry seabed.
2. Rain military rations onto Indian forces attacking through the Thar.
3. Blow the last post and knock down Pakistani tanks in and around Pano Aqil.
4. Have Sri Sri Ravishankar hold up his arms and keep the Sun up as long as required to fly and to fight.
5. Send out Special Forces armed with sharp-shooting slingshots to kill infantry battalions.
6. Send out a Havildar with the jawbone of an *** and slaughter a full Pakistan Army Corps.
7. Turn all Divisional Commanders into pillars of salt.

Have I missed any?

well at least you have the sin of the golden calf. we killed that years ago, you guys still worship its excretion. whats up with your sarcasm.

 

[Goku-kun]

I don't think that was under discussion. We were discussing the 'Biblical' responses that India might have. I suggest you grab your Wunderkind and put him back in his playpen before he makes you look more ridiculous.

hey! there is no fun in debate without critics from opposite side but sometimes you are totally illogical..anyways what do you think that will your armed forces strike back after this embarrassment?

 

[KhalaiMakhlooq]

lemme gues 40 dead indians

i think the real reason for GI Joes apathetic behaviour is he realised what i suggested was good. instead he spent all his cash on stupid things like the indian army. lol

 

[rambro]

Of course if they do use their AC to stage attacks, Pakistan would have all the grounds to sink it.

 

[Joe Shearer]

okay, you bring your warplanes and predators. great idea. fly them around mount kaliash. maybe you can enter shambala and get some secret weapons from the immortals to build a vimana.

you guys cant stop a kid in a 4x4 in broad daylight driving into a secret army facility. what would you know about war, never mind the mountains.

What secret army facility? It was a convoy of 75 vehicles. Back to your playpen.

 

[KhalaiMakhlooq]

What secret army facility? It was a convoy of 75 vehicles. Back to your playpen.

lol we dont even have military and we been taking down indians in kashmir for the last 70 years.