Then what it all about these past days then? the great evil Satan? we also took over most of the North American continent, if you really want to talk about it.
I'll humor you one last time. The thread title says "If America is so Good...like Crimea Joined Russia.."
So let's look at how Crimea "joined Russia".
A sequence of events here for you:
Crimea originally belonged to Russia and was "given" to Ukraine at the turn of the century by the Soviets since Ukraine was a fellow USSR member, and Russia's Naval port of Sevastopol was on a 100 year lease from Ukraine.
When the USSR fell, and Ukraine became it's own country, they started leaning towards the west and away from Russia and the future of the Naval port was now in question as the lease was almost done.
In the past century the Crimean population had turned Russian due to migration as had several parts of Eastern Ukraine.
That's when the "little green men" showed up one fine day all over Crimea, and "persuaded" the local government to hold a "referendum" in favor of Russia.
Presto! Crimea now is a part of Russia, and the Naval base of Sevastopol is now forever secure.
Putin, after it was all said and done finally admitted that the "little green men" were indeed Russian soldiers!
More information on Sevastopol for you:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sevastopol
Is that how Hawaii " joined" the US? think about your logic here. Even the U.N. ( who you so liberally quote) disagrees that Crimea " joined" Russia