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[Choppers]

no sorry that chapter is closed now

i share another joke for you:

Read this post:

Readers Discretion Advised

http://www.defence.pk/forums/656497-post886.html

 

[Hyde]

ok no worries

read this joke now

http://www.defence.pk/forums/general-images-multimedia/797-joke-3.html#post8161

 

[KillBill]

Yawn !!! What a boring day

 

[Choppers]

Posting an Email fwd:

“A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off.”
- SWAMI VIJAY MALLYA







* Gopalan FORWARDED this mail to 10 people and that day evening he got a bottle of White Rum*



* When he got the mail, Rajappan believed it and FORWARDED to 15 people and next day morning his uncle come from Gulf with a bottle of Johnny Walker**.



* Shashi received the mail and DELETED it. His Brandy Bottle fell from the table and broke. He lost all his Brandy.



* An Army Officer received this mail and he FORWARDED it to 20 people and same day Government increased his Monthly Liquor quota*.



* Sura received this mail and DELETED it and also made fun of the mail. The same day he got "Kasam" from his wife "Not to drink forever".



* Nitin received this mail and DELETED it and also made fun of the mail. The same day the Bar near his house closed down.



Please forward, it to as many people as you can. You will see a Miracle happening in your life. Please do not delete it. This mail is not a joke!!...




JAI SWAMIJI.....

Mera Bottle Na toote... isliye main bhi fwd kar raha hoon, aap log bhi aisa he kare.....

 

[Hyde]

Yawn !!! What a boring day

KillBill 2?

and its not a boring day for me...... its a great day today...... very good day for my forex so far

 

[Hyde]

thanks bill i got the links now

one bad trade ruined my day

 

[KillBill]

thanks bill i got the links now

one bad trade ruined my day

That I could foresee, hence told that, what a bad day

 

[Hyde]

That I could foresee, hence told that, what a bad day

i am fed up now

don't want to use computer now but can't close that trade

 

[KillBill]

 

[Hyde]

 

[xebex]

Congratulation to all members now whatever thread won the Silver medal

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Soon defence.pk will be famous for "whatever instead of defence"
P

hmmmm...wait for a while, u will see my baby "stupid and funny from allover the world" beating every thread including this one soooooooooon.

 

[Hyde]

hmmmm...wait for a while, u will see my baby "stupid and funny from allover the world" beating every thread including this one soooooooooon.

keep dreaming baby

 

[KillBill]

hmmmm...wait for a while, u will see my baby "stupid and funny from allover the world" beating every thread including this one soooooooooon.

Or in other words its a battle to see if there are more stupid people in the world or more free ( phaltu) people

 

[Chappal Chor]

What a too boring day in office... no work no nothing. even bored watching movies in office... damn when u have client in government office things get slow at the pace of democracy

 

[booo]

Some gyan for you guys

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!