Whatever

[Khan_patriot]

I used to play as half back for the local club team in Rugby. And as the second choice goal kicker.

I have no idea about rugby positions mate, I am a nincompoop regarding rugby....

 

[livingdead]

Same here.

I'm enjoying the weather.

miserable weather..
I have learnt to moan from brits..

 

[Khan_patriot]

I was too lazy to sort out my university re enrolment application, I am doing that now. Plus sorting out which papers I need to take (subjects)

Hahaha, I see you are pathologically lazy like me (atleast when it comes to important stuff)

I was too lazy to sort out my university re enrolment application, I am doing that now. Plus sorting out which papers I need to take (subjects)

So what field are you studying right now??

 

[RAMPAGE]

miserable weather..
I have learnt to moan from brits..

Every desi hates london's weather

 

[Khan_patriot]

Who's he?..wait, lemme google it...but will I be sorry I searched for this guy?

So are you presently a student mate...??/

 

[Chronos]

Hahaha, I see you are pathologically lazy like me (atleast when it comes to important stuff)



So what field are you studying right now??

supply chain (logistics) and Marketing.

I have no idea about rugby positions mate, I am a nincompoop regarding rugby....

I play as a defender in soccer. Doesn't require finesse

 

[Indischer]

So are you presently a student mate...??/

Can't reveal any details here for obvious reasons. Hope you understand.

 

[Khan_patriot]

Can't reveal any details here for obvious reasons. Hope you understand.

Yeah sure mate, I take that as you are on some kind of top secret joint German and Indian government venture to make the next super weapon, or you are some kind of spy on a secret mission or something classified....

 

[Chronos]

Yeah sure mate, I take that as you are on some kind of top secret joint German and Indian government venture to make the next super weapon, or you are some kind of spy on a secret mission or something classified....

he was forthcoming about this before, something must have happened to make him cautious.

 

[Khan_patriot]

he was forthcoming about this before, something must have happened to make him cautious.

Maybe he thought I was an agent, trying to get info about his ''Top secret Classified Government venture''.....

he was forthcoming about this before, something must have happened to make him cautious.

Mate, I have to go and try to get some sleep now, take care and it was nice talking to you....Cheers

 

[Indischer]

Yeah sure mate, I take that as you are on some kind of top secret joint German and Indian government venture to make the next super weapon, or you are some kind of spy on a secret mission or something classified....

I would have been thrown out of that group the moment I logged into PDF then.

 

[Chronos]

Mate, I have to go and try to get some sleep now, take care and it was nice talking to you....Cheers

Goodnight. And looking forward to your 'troll' posts more

I would have been thrown out of that group the moment I logged into PDF then.

More 'gifts' for you

 

[Barakah]

Who am I? Born in Gujranwala Pakistan, I was a young kid at about the age of 5 when my life suddenly turned upside down, one for certain Is that I was in a place I was alien to. Kidnapped and sold I ended up in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, mind you I had no idea what was going on being so young but one thing for certain was that I was in a place far away from home. This old man tall with deep eyes is looking at me yelling at me in Arabic I could only understand Allah or asalamualaikum when they were talking with each other whilst they'd look at me with disgust..... Story to be continued....

 

[fatman17]

WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE?
Here is the reason.


Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes :

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through
his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang...the gangster dies....
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally! arrives.

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air
and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.



Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alpha1]

https://twitter.com/x/status/431735926856122368