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[El Sidd]

https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/483158-tax-slabs-for-salaried-and-non-salaried-persons

i can't keep up with the zeros. its like zimbabwe chicken nuggets costs you 3 mountains

 

[El Sidd]

@Dalit can you forward @maximuswarrior a message from my side?

 

[fatman17]

A Crash Course in Pinglish: (Punjabi English)

Mint - 1/60th of an hour
Skint - 1/60th of a minute
Seetan - many seats
Tict - what you need to buy to watch a show alone
Tictan - what you need to buy to watch a show with family
Puls - law enforcement officers
Skorty - what Puls is supposed to provide
Plyur - Happiness, joy, pleasure
Occayyun - Event, incident
Maiyr - To determine, to measure
Joont - where you are posted, your unit, or as in a "joont of meyyurment"
Pokt - the place where you keep things in your dress
Clony - The society where u stay
Boot - men's footwear of all types
Tolt – Lavatory

Gormint - Government
Palty- Party
Baady- Brassiere
Pent - Trousers
Sapreem kot - Superior judiciary
Cigt-Cigarette (Hoity Toity’s)
Sirgit- Cigarette (Hoi Polloi)
Sirrgut- Cigarette (Yobs)
Daaku-ment - Document
Praptys - Properties
Ladiss - Ladies
Hoatl - Restaurant
Flattie Hoatl - Faletti’s Hotel
Fit Fart – In good health
Taishun - Railway Station
Shult – Shirt
Uffsar – Officer
Kustal – Custard
Puteen – Pudding
Kustal Puteen – Crème Caramel
Ay Vun – Perfect
Nat Ought – Not Out
Vicktaan – Wickets
Bornsir – Bouncer
Rashka – Rickshaw
Mublair – Engine oil
Bisqut – Biscuit
Bursh - Brush
Braikaan – Brakes
Fraak – Ladies skirt or dress
Shaapper – Plastic bag
Tota Daala- Toyota Hi-Ace pick-up
Pajaaro – Originally Mitsubishi Pajero. Now generic for all SUV’s.
Trakut – Tractor
Traalla – Trolley
Ajoowar – “As you are” the military command.
Good Man di Laaltain – A nice person
Teeshun – Tuition
Mintgoomry – Montgomery

And the latest word added to the Pinglish language is credited to the Honourable Minister for Finance & Economic Affairs, Senator Ishaq Dar who in response to allegations in the press, denied that he had ever rubbed it on his face:

BUTTOCKS – Botox

 

[fatman17]

Punjabi in numbers (for the less cultured):

English: Bye
Punjabi: 22

English: throw
Punjabi: 60

English: We
Punjabi: 20

English: Yours
Punjabi: 13

English: Pickle
Punjabi: 4

English: Light
Punjabi: 32

English: I told you so
Punjabi: 81

English: Us
Punjabi: 80

English: Daughter-in-law
Punjabi: 9

English: Daughter
Punjabi: 30

English: Come outside
Punjabi: 12

 

[jamahir]

Vicktaan – Wickets

Braikaan – Brakes

Those are the same in Deccani Urdu as well.

Another is "Baketaan" as in "Baketaan ka paani waste karra hai dekho".

Watch this film clip to know more.

Punjabi in numbers (for the less cultured):

English: Bye
Punjabi: 22

English: throw
Punjabi: 60

English: We
Punjabi: 20

English: Yours
Punjabi: 13

English: Pickle
Punjabi: 4

English: Light
Punjabi: 32

English: I told you so
Punjabi: 81

English: Us
Punjabi: 80

English: Daughter-in-law
Punjabi: 9

English: Daughter
Punjabi: 30

English: Come outside
Punjabi: 12

What is the logic behind giving these numbers ??

 

[ghazi52]

 

[Mentee]

 

[MastanKhan]

Hi,

Just replaced the inverter coolant pump on my 2008 Prius---. Haven't lost it.

Only two screws holding a piece of plastic as extras---no biggie---.

I think the Hybrid Battery is going bad as well---might have to replace it also.

Tomorrow I am going to replace the front brakes on the 2017 Honda Fit.

 

[El Sidd]

Hi,

Just replaced the inverter coolant pump on my 2008 Prius---. Haven't lost it.

Only two screws holding a piece of plastic as extras---no biggie---.

I think the Hybrid Battery is going bad as well---might have to replace it also.

Tomorrow I am going to replace the front brakes on the 2017 Honda Fit.

you drive a prius whilst advocating for military campaigns.

aren't you saintly mastan

 

[MastanKhan]

you drive a prius whilst advocating for military campaigns.

aren't you saintly mastan

Hi,

Save fuel on the Prius and invest that money into war---hehehehehe---.

 

[El Sidd]

Hi,

Save fuel on the Prius and invest that money into war---hehehehehe---.

what are the chances if it goes wrong you would sue Japan for war reparations?

driving Prius fuels war.

that will get all the tree hugging women to betray the vengeful enemy

 

[MastanKhan]

what are the chances if it goes wrong you would sue Japan for war reparations?

driving Prius fuels war.

that will get all the tree hugging women to betray the vengeful enemy

Hi,

The thing is that those tree hugging women like nasty men---.

 

[El Sidd]

Hi,

The thing is that those tree hugging women like nasty men---.

i can assure you by the laws of mathematics that prius dude ain't walking home with that truck driving red head.

there are some things in life that never change.

taste in khawateens and sawari is how bar remembers men

 

[MastanKhan]

i can assure you by the laws of mathematics that prius dude ain't walking home with that truck driving red head.

there are some things in life that never change.

taste in khawateens and sawari is how bar remembers men

Hi,

Sonny boy---. That was in a different lifetime when I was driving 280 Z and 280 ZX and I also had a 1956 Benz 190 SL in Ferrari red---.

 

[El Sidd]

Hi,

Sonny boy---. That was in a different lifetime when I was driving 280 Z and 280 ZX and I also had a 1956 Benz 190 SL in Ferrari red---.

It matters what one is doing now not what one has done.

it matters where one is going not where he has been.

get a truck. burn some rubber. and you will have yourself a war campaign any part of the world.

flaunt the booty you want your warriors to enjoy together.

its typical south asian where starving charkha churning prius driving langar chefs advocate war.

any advice i have a hard time adjusting to north american boring roads and multi ethnic driving ethics.