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[Hyde]

are we out of hockey World cup??

no ........... if the miracle happens we can still qualify for Semi finals

 

[DaRk WaVe]

no ........... if the miracle happens we can still qualify for Semi finals

meaning we are out

 

[su-47]

oh yaar this is not XXX forum........ this is a defence forum...... you can satisfy your needs in Adult forums........why need to post here

and on top of that....... i didn't find it funny either

are yaar...chill. Posting a dirty joke doesn't make a forum adult site. dirty jokes and 'adult sites' are different things.

Maybe u didnt find it funny, but i'm sure of all the people who visited the thread some did find it funny.

as i said, i'm not gonna post anymore on this thread. lets bury the issue.

 

[Hyde]

meaning we are out

no we are not out....... if we win both of our next 2 matches with good number of goals (say 5 goals against 2) and (3 goals against 1)

We are IN............

 

[KillBill]

I got my USB back

Thats kewl.

where you kept it? IN the jacket pocket?

 

[DaRk WaVe]

no we are not out....... if we win both of our next 2 matches with good number of goals (say 5 goals against 2) and (3 goals against 1)

We are IN............

now we are out for sure

 

[KillBill]

are yaar...chill. Posting a dirty joke doesn't make a forum adult site. dirty jokes and 'adult sites' are different things.

Maybe u didnt find it funny, but i'm sure of all the people who visited the thread some did find it funny.

as i said, i'm not gonna post anymore on this thread. lets bury the issue.

Well I will suggest people to post jokes in the joke thread. That way we can collect all jokes in one place and also that poor thread will get the bump up.

 

[Hyde]

now we are out for sure

if we can manage to win from Australia........ we have a chance

SA is the weakest team of the tournament along with India so beating SA should not be that difficuilt

 

[DaRk WaVe]

if we can manage to win from Australia........ we have a chance

SA is the weakest team of the tournament along with India so beating SA should not be that difficuilt

I am 101% sure we are out now

 

[Hyde]

I am 101% sure we are out now

 

[S.U.R.B.]

People a medical tip for you,please do share it with others as well.
If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..
RECOGNIZING A STROKE.
Neurologists say if we can get a patient with stroke with in 3 hours we can almost reverse this condition(5-6hours is the limit).
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

A New Sign of a Stroke i'll include in it is -------- Stick out Your Tongue
If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other, that is also an indication of a stroke.

 

[Hyde]

@SURB

Please keep your medical class with you........... it reminds me of my UGLY Science teacher of my school

 

[DaRk WaVe]

@SURB

Please keep your medical class with you........... it reminds me of my UGLY Science teacher of my school

did u ever came across something beautiful

 

[Hyde]

did u ever came across something beautiful

my Geography teacher

 

[Hyde]

and the maths teacher was best

French girl only 23-25 years old i am sure

half of my class had a crush on her