Whatever

fawwaxs · Aug 30, 2010

What is the richest kind of air?
Millionaire.

What can you keep and give away at the same time?
A cold!

Which is the left side of the pudding?
The side thats not been eaten!

What did the light say when it was turned off?
Im delighted!

Which months have 28 days?
All of them!

What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang on around while I go on ahead!

Why did the man sleep with a ruler?
To see how long he could sleep.

Which is the fastest, cold or heat?
Heat, you can catch a cold!

If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet!

What can a whole apple do that a half apple cant?
Look round!

What two things cant you have for dinner?
Lunch and breakfast!

What house weighs the least?
A lighthouse!

Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
He got fed up with the whole business!

What starts with e, ends with e, but has only one letter?
An envelope!

What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A doughnut!

Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
Because when you have found it you stop looking!

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!

What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!

What comes once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day?
The letter E.

What has arms and legs but no head?
A chair!

What am I?
No one wants to have one of these, but when you do have one, no one wants to lose it! What am I?
An argument!