Whatever

[kugga]

Aslaam o Alaikum Dosto!!

Kia chal raha hai aajkal ??

Aur zaki bhai so jaao ab ..

 

[friendly_troll96]

tum kya itne faragh ho ke meri "aqwal-e-zarein" parhte rahte ho aur yeh qol ko poora 302 baar ginne main kamyaab ho gaye

nai yaar analog tareeqay se ginta to khud hi farigh ho jaata... mujhay to 9 se agay ginti hii ni a t, 1 program jo bta sakta hy k konsa phrase kisi forum mn kitni baar aaya hy..

1) India will wipe Pakistan off the map = 84669

2) India is next super power = 76734

3) China is next super power = 46

4) Pakistan will nuke India = 509

5) Muslims are terrorist = 8952

6) Pakistanis are terrorist = 3643

7) Neighboring countries are obsessed with India = 9054

8) India is obsessed with Pakistan = 63

9) India is obsessed with China = 52

10) Blames on ISI = 68362

11) Blames on RAW = 342

12) Blames on CIA = 651

13) The word 'mullah'= 83005

14) 'Get your facts straight' = 40091

15) 'Give me a break' = 3149

16) 'LOL' = 93320

 

[SpArK]

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds.

I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said "David",

The Buddhist boy said "Gautama Buddha" and the Muslim boy said "Mohammed".

They all were not successful. Finally, a Indian boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I'll give you the 10 pounds."

As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You know Jignesh, since you're a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jignesh replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was someone else, but Business is Business!!!!!!

 

[Imran Khan]

helo good morning to all

 

[friendly_troll96]

helo good morning to all

Imran g ao betho, koi redbull shull pesh kriye tuadi khidmat'ch?

 

[Imran Khan]

Imran g ao betho, koi redbull shull pesh kriye tuadi khidmat'ch?

main energy drinks nhi peeta haan roza iftaar ke baad lassi lana

red bull power horse bison harmfull hai

 

[friendly_troll96]

main energy drinks nhi peeta haan roza iftaar ke baad lassi lana

red bull power horse bison harmfull hai

Apka roza hy? Ab itna b such kya bolna imran bhai... Lmao

 

[Peregrine]

guys! yeh Red bull ka taste kesa hota hay? may nay kabhi nahi piya

 

[friendly_troll96]

guys! yeh Red bull ka taste kesa hota hay? may nay kabhi nahi piya

Mn ne to daikhi b ni hy wo to bs ase hi Imran g se mazaq kr rha tha... A c cheezon se bacho bhai ni to Allah marain ge!

 

[kugga]

RedBull tastes like RED BULL I guess .. aik dafa hi piya zindagi mein saari raat neend nai aayee thi ..

 

[Imran Khan]

Apka roza hy? Ab itna b such kya bolna imran bhai... Lmao

hahahhahaha man ager main sach bhi kahoon ab koi nhi manta

 

[kugga]

hahahhahaha man ager main sach bhi kahoon ab koi nhi manta

kion Imran bhai isski kia wajah kia aap itnye badnaam ho chukey hain ..

 

[Imran Khan]

RedBull tastes like RED BULL I guess .. aik dafa hi piya zindagi mein saari raat neend nai aayee thi ..

yaar phly bar aysa hota hai leken ager peena shuru kro gay to kuch bhi nhi
yahaan office main her koi neechy fone ker ker ke cafteria se yahi sab mangwa ker peety hai main un ko kehta hoon ye harmfull hai bhai.ulta wo mughy kehty hai imran bhai je aap pety ho us se kam harmfull hai lo gee or main sar ghuka ker chal deta hoon baat to sachi hai

 

[Imran Khan]

kion Imran bhai isski kia wajah kia aap itnye badnaam ho chukey hain ..

badnam jo hoy to kya naam na ho ga

yaar salary poori ati hai jab tak main kisi ke fiker nhi kerta bolny do dunya her bary admi ke bary main bolty hai

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Mn ne to daikhi b ni hy wo to bs ase hi Imran g se mazaq kr rha tha... A c cheezon se bacho bhai ni to Allah marain ge!

redbull non alcohlic energy drink hai yaar haraam nhi hai

 

[friendly_troll96]

hahahhahaha man ager main sach bhi kahoon ab koi nhi manta

Laao zuban dikhao... omg, array ye to kaali hy... astaghfaar... roza rakh k jhoot boltay ho? Roflol