Whatever

[Hyde]

opper se guzer gai?

yaar tum ne poocha ager waki dil toota hoa hai to main ne kaha

bhai toota hoa hi or kya camera ki safai hai

Joke of the day

 

[Imran Khan]

Joke of the day

lo gee hamara dil toota hai app ne joke of the day bana diya. chal yaar dunya ka kya kal main samader per ja bethoon ga sham ko ghum bhulany

 

[Hyde]

lo gee hamara dil toota hai app ne joke of the day bana diya. chal yaar dunya ka kya kal main samader per ja bethoon ga sham ko ghum bhulany

lol, tumhari bohat aadatain meray se milti hain. Main bhi "River Thames" per chala jaata hon jab thora pareshaan hota hon

samandar per to kabhi kabhi jaana parta hai, yeh darya ka aik kinara meray London walay ghar ke bohat paas hai is liye paidal hi chala jaata hon walk karte karte

 

[Imran Khan]

lol, tumhari bohat aadatain meray se milti hain. Main bhi "River Thames" per chala jaata hon jab thora pareshaan hota hon

samandar per to kabhi kabhi jaana parta hai, yeh darya meray London walay ghar ke bohat paas hai is liye paidal hi chala jaata hon walk karte karte

shuker hai main london main nhi warna sath sath jana parta. tum to bhai her wohi kam kerty ho main kerta hoon main shuker hai red sea per ja bethta hoon bhut acha hai ary haan tum ne dekha bhi hai .love that place

 

[Hyde]

shuker hai main london main nhi warna sath sath jana parta. tum to bhai her wohi kam kerty ho main kerta hoon main shuker hai red sea per ja bethta hoon bhut acha hai ary haan tum ne dekha bhi hai .love that place

shayad dekha ho i am not sure. Aeroplane se hi shayad thora sa dekha ho ga - Jeddah ke pas hai i know lakin paas jaa kar to nahi dekha naa

Insha'Allah apni agli trip main dekhon ga........ waise maine suna hai Jeddah ke paas baray class ke beaches banay hoe hain

 

[Imran Khan]

shayad dekha ho i am not sure. Aeroplane se hi shayad thora sa dekha ho ga - Jeddah ke pas hai right?

 

[Imran Khan]

shayad dekha ho i am not sure. Aeroplane se hi shayad thora sa dekha ho ga - Jeddah ke pas hai i know lakin paas jaa kar to nahi dekha naa

Insha'Allah apni agli trip main dekhon ga........ waise maine suna hai Jeddah ke paas baray class ke beaches banay hoe hain

yaar jab app ko apni pics dikhai thi main wahaan ki pics bhi thi. ghor nhi kiya shayed. mughy batana jani main ghumaoon ga yar ko

 

[Hyde]

yaar jab app ko apni pics dikhai thi main wahaan ki pics bhi thi. ghor nhi kiya shayed. mughy batana jani main ghumaoon ga yar ko

hmmm kab se ho tum wahan pe?
kabhi phone pe bhi baat karon ga tumse inshallah........ mujhe Saudi Arabia ke logon se kaam parta rahta hai

Kidding

 

[Imran Khan]

hmmm kab se ho tum wahan pe?
kabhi phone pe bhi baat karon ga tumse inshallah........ mujhe Saudi Arabia ke logon se kaam parta rahta hai

Kidding

kyaaaaaaaaa kam perty rehty hai main 2 number kam nhi kerta mery sary kam aik number kam kerta hoon

main bhut busy rehta hoon aj bhi obama ne fone kiya tha udhaar mangny ke liye jab se amreeca kangal hoa hai roz obama dostoon ke peechy paara hai. ager na milo to miss call mar mar ke zich kerta hai yaar . or pichly hafty clinton mery peechy para tha ke us ke beety ki shadi main aoon batao ab main kya karoon

 

[Hyde]

kyaaaaaaaaa kam perty rehty hai main 2 number kam nhi kerta mery sary kam aik number kam kerta hoon

main bhut busy rehta hoon aj bhi obama ne fone kiya tha udhaar mangny ke liye jab se amreeca kangal hoa hai roz obama dostoon ke peechy paara hai. ager na milo to miss call mar mar ke zich kerta hai yaar . or pichly hafty clinton mery peechy para tha ke us ke beety ki shadi main aoon batao ab main kya karoon

oh nai paison waghera ke liye kaam nahi paray ga woh Allah ka diya howa bohat kuch hai Alhamdullilah.............. main to bas haal chaal waghera ke liye keh raha thaa yaar kuch khas nahi

waise agar paise khatum ho jayen america ko loan detay detay to mujhe yaad kar lena........ World bank apna hi hai (bas manta koi nahi par hai apna hi)

 

[Imran Khan]

oh nai paison waghera ke liye kaam nahi paray ga woh Allah ka diya howa bohat kuch hai Alhamdullilah.............. main to bas haal chaal waghera ke liye keh raha thaa yaar kuch khas nahi

waise agar paise khatum ho jayen america ko loan detay detay to mujhe yaad kar lena........ World bank apna hi hai (bas manta koi nahi par hai apna hi)

nai nai tumko to den gai bhai jaan bhi leni pari to leen gai.

main to in kangaloon se tang aya hoon.phly russia kangal tha ab usa lagta hai main sari zindgi in ko khilaoon ga kama kama ker. suna hai ab spain bhi kangal hony wala hai wo bhi a gai gay. yaar main koi zardari to hoon nhi ke bewi maar ker arab pati gan jaoon.

 

[Hyde]

haha ok thanks

waise i noticed ke aap saari raat online thay
roza rakha?

 

[Imran Khan]

haha ok thanks

waise i noticed ke aap saari raat online thay
roza rakha?

ajj sona nhi kal sara din sona hai na

or roza abhi rakhna hai abhi to 3 bajy hai bhai .rakh leen gai kisi ke liye

 

[Hyde]

ajj sona nhi kal sara din sona hai na

or roza abhi rakhna hai abhi to 3 bajy hai bhai .rakh leen gai kisi ke liye

kisi ke liye matlub? apne liye hi rakhte hain sab

 

[Imran Khan]

main ab apny liye kuch nhi kerta. koi mughy muslman hi bana de.meherbani hahahahh