Whatever

[Durrak]

Aida too bus driver...



Aida too Prime minister



Aida too Body Builder



Aida too buisinessman



Aida too maali

bht buri baat he
aise kisi poetry ko khrab nhi krte


aap ko in sb cheezo ka xperience he??

 

[kugga]

bht buri baat he
aise kisi poetry ko khrab nhi krte


aap ko in sb cheezo ka xperience he??

unfortunately in mein sey kisi cheez ka bi xperience nai hai

 

[Durrak]

unfortunately in mein sey kisi cheez ka bi xperience nai hai

han g kyn k aap k pass time nhi naa
sare din tou yahan pai jate hen

 

[Saleem]

some people confuse culture with horticulture....

 

[kugga]

han g kyn k aap k pass time nhi naa
sare din tou yahan pai jate hen

Bari meethi meethi bisti karti hain aap

Khair saara din ofc mein hota hoon iss liye yahan hota hoon ghar ja kar computer ko haath bi nai lagaaata..

 

[Durrak]

Bari meethi meethi bisti karti hain aap

Khair saara din ofc mein hota hoon iss liye yahan hota hoon ghar ja kar computer ko haath bi nai lagaaata..

really mere pass ye quality bhi he mjhe pta nhi tha )
aacha tou phr laptop ko haath lgate hen ya mobile ko???

 

[kugga]

some people confuse culture with horticulture....

I thought woh banda aa gya jis ki ghazal ka mein ney bera gharaq kia hai abi...

 

[Durrak]

I thought woh banda aa gya jis ki ghazal ka mein ney bera gharaq kia hai abi...

 

[Break the Silence]

[1] Fool

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!
.
.
[2] Lunatic

I've written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..



[3] Dead Fool

Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.




[4] Mental

My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!





[5] Animal

Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!





[6] Tough Luck


Sincere Apology: If u dont like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to..... throw ur mobile!!






[7] Doggone

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman





[8] Joker

Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker




[9] Monkey

What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."





[10] Brainless

Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age...

 

[kugga]

really mere pass ye quality bhi he mjhe pta nhi tha )
aacha tou phr laptop ko haath lgate hen ya mobile ko???

Mobile tou har waqt paas hota hai aur usey tou haath laga hi laita hoon par laptop ko kabi kabi chalaata hoon....

 

[Durrak]

Mobile tou har waqt paas hota hai aur usey tou haath laga hi laita hoon par laptop ko kabi kabi chalaata hoon....

oii aap ka laptop chlta b he

 

[Break the Silence]

Shukar hai Pakistan mein itni gandi traffic nai hai

In Delhi/NCr, you can find "TRAIN OF CARS" at 8-10 am and 6-10 pm. on weekdays.. Sunday ko yeh train nahi chalti. LOL!!!

 

[Hyde]

Kitna Haseen Chehra
kitni pyaari aankhain

Kitni pyaari aankhain hain aankhon se chalakta pyaar
Qudrat ne banaya ho ga fursat se tujhe mere yaar

 

[Durrak]

Kitna Haseen Chehra
kitni pyaari aankhain

Kitni pyaari aankhain hain aankhon se chalakta pyaar
Qudrat ne banaya ho ga fursat se tujhe mere yaar

ohh!!i see tou finally aap ko hmari bhabi mil gai???

 

[Break the Silence]

Hey Guys!!! I am going to post a very interesting Thread in Members club....