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[Durrak]

LIFE IN A JUNGLE

Ek Cheeta cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki ek Chooha wahan aaya aur bola - "Mere bhai chor do ye Nasha, Aao mere sath bhago, dekho ye jungle kitna Khoobsurat hai, Aao mere sath Duniya dekho."

Cheete ne ek lamha socha aur Choohe ke sath Daurne (running) laga.

Aage ek Hathi Afeem pee raha tha,Chooha fir bola," Hathi mere Bhai chor do ye Nasha, Aao mere sath bhago, dekho ye jungle kitna Khoobsurat hai, Aao mere sath Duniya dekho."

Hathi bhi sath bhagne laga.

Aage Sher whisky peene ki taiyari kar raha tha, Choohe ne use bhi wahi kaha.

Sher ne glass side me rakha aur Choohe ko 5-6 thappad marein.

Hathi bola, " Arey!! ye toh tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha hai, Kyon maar rahe ho iss Bechare ko?"

Sher bola, "Ye kameena, pichli baar bhi Bhaang Peekar mujhe 3 ghante tak Jungle mein ghumata raha".

 

[Break the Silence]

Yaar!! ye company hamesha presentation taiyar karne ke liye mujhe hi kyon bolti hai???????????????
bye bhaiyo aur unki behno.... ab toh jana hi padega!!

 

[into the wild]

Yaar!! ye company hamesha presentation taiyar karne ke liye mujhe hi kyon bolti hai???????????????
bye bhaiyo aur unki behno.... ab toh jana hi padega!!

nookre chor do bhai ji

bool do, enough is enough

 

[Break the Silence]

nookre chor do bhai ji

bool do, enough is enough

Kash aisa ho jaata aur main apne Boss ko topi pehna ke Mamu bana kar aata...
lekin haye re meri kismat...ye pet ka sawal hai...warna nhi kehta main bhi auro ki tarah Boss is always Right...!!!

 

[Hyde]

itna hans rahay hain log.......... khayr to hai?

 

[Huda]

ap nh the na is liye bro

 

[Hyde]

ap nh the na is liye bro

you mean jab main nahi hota to aap log hanste ho
kya main itna bura hon

 

[Huda]

you mean jab main nahi hota to aap log hanste ho
kya main itna bura hon

koi shaq ...........

 

[into the wild]

huda ji koi sufi isq ki shyri post karo yaar plzz..

wajad main daalne wali shayri..

 

[Hyde]

 

[Hyde]

 

[Huda]

huda ji koi sufi isq ki shyri post karo yaar plzz..

wajad main daalne wali shayri..

apko may kia koi ishq may doobi hoi roh lagti hn

 

[Hyde]

---------- Post added at 10:54 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:53 AM ----------

 

[Huda]

huda ji koi sufi isq ki shyri post karo yaar plzz..

wajad main daalne wali shayri..

main jalwa-e-saad rung hoon ya moj-e-saba hoon?
ehsas ki chokat pe khara soch raha hoon

aik jaam to pee lene de ay gardish-e-doraan
phir tujh ko batata hn may kon hoon kiya hoon

tum yaad kro pehli mulaqat ki baatein
mein phli mulaqat bhul gaya hn

so baar zamane ne mujhe zehar diya hai
so baar may sach bol kr soli par charha hn

aksar usse pane k chakar may "sagar"
khud apne liye raah ki deewar bana hn.....!!

 

[Tiger Awan]

apko may kia koi ishq may doobi hoi roh lagti hn