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Khamba ... full bottle ....
Aur maze ki baat saali chari hi nahi...
Aur maze ki baat saali chari hi nahi...
Stupid and funny from all over the world - II
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Answer: They'd all be naked
it seems 'Assets'
are getting smaller over time. Bring back 30's 
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NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS OF INDIAN CRICKET TEAM:
VIRENDER SEHWAG: I will stop making fun of BANGLADESH.
GAUTAM GAMBHIR: I will stop dreaming about CAPTAINCY.
VIRAT KOHLI: I will work on my VOCABULARY and ADD more ABUSES to MC BC. I don’t want to get typecast.
SACHIN TENDULKAR: I will BUY the TOSHIBA LED TV and watch where the BALL will MOVE after PITCHING to stop getting BOWLED.
CHETESHWAR PUJARA: I will stop LEARNING about how to BUILD a WALL.
RAVINDRA JADEJA: I will stop making these TRIPLE centuries. People have mistaken me for a test player, may affect my IPL PRICE.
YUVRAJ SINGH: I will act in more "JAB TAK BALLA CHAL RAHA HAI" type ads and get in the TEAM via sympathy.
MS DHONI: I will force BCCI to make me the PITCH CURATOR at all INDIAN and if possible FOREIGN VENUES too.
ISHANT SHARMA: Since PONTING has RETIRED, I should think about my RETIREMENT too.
ROHIT SHARMA: I will PAY some TALENT HUNT SHOWS to FIND my TALENT.
MANOJ TIWARY: I will ASK BCCI to provide some CHAIRS, got a BACKACHE by sitting in BENCHES.
HARBHAJAN SINGH: I will RETIRE from International cricket and will try to MAKE IT LARGE with Nita Ambani.
R ASHWIN: I will quit BOWLING and APPLY for an OPENING BATSMAN'S SLOT.
SURESH RAINA: I will work really hard on playing bouncers, so that my nephew gets picked in the TEAM.
ZAHEER KHAN: I will GET MARRIED before Salman Khan
VIRENDER SEHWAG: I will stop making fun of BANGLADESH.
GAUTAM GAMBHIR: I will stop dreaming about CAPTAINCY.
VIRAT KOHLI: I will work on my VOCABULARY and ADD more ABUSES to MC BC. I don’t want to get typecast.
SACHIN TENDULKAR: I will BUY the TOSHIBA LED TV and watch where the BALL will MOVE after PITCHING to stop getting BOWLED.
CHETESHWAR PUJARA: I will stop LEARNING about how to BUILD a WALL.
RAVINDRA JADEJA: I will stop making these TRIPLE centuries. People have mistaken me for a test player, may affect my IPL PRICE.
YUVRAJ SINGH: I will act in more "JAB TAK BALLA CHAL RAHA HAI" type ads and get in the TEAM via sympathy.
MS DHONI: I will force BCCI to make me the PITCH CURATOR at all INDIAN and if possible FOREIGN VENUES too.
ISHANT SHARMA: Since PONTING has RETIRED, I should think about my RETIREMENT too.
ROHIT SHARMA: I will PAY some TALENT HUNT SHOWS to FIND my TALENT.
MANOJ TIWARY: I will ASK BCCI to provide some CHAIRS, got a BACKACHE by sitting in BENCHES.
HARBHAJAN SINGH: I will RETIRE from International cricket and will try to MAKE IT LARGE with Nita Ambani.
R ASHWIN: I will quit BOWLING and APPLY for an OPENING BATSMAN'S SLOT.
SURESH RAINA: I will work really hard on playing bouncers, so that my nephew gets picked in the TEAM.
ZAHEER KHAN: I will GET MARRIED before Salman Khan
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Company's Memo to its Indian Staff:
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our corporate headquarters that offensive language is commonly used by our Hindi and Urdu speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and colleagues.
Staff will IMMEDIATELY adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like CHUTIYA, G@@DU and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion. You will not say CHUTIYE, AKKAL NAHI HAI KYA TEREKO when someone makes a mistake, or MADAR C@@D, BHENC@@D when a major mistake
has been made. All forms derived from the verb CHOD are inappropriate in our environment.
2. No sr. manager, section head or administrator, under any circumstances, will be referred to as GADHA or CHUTIYA. Lack of determination will not be referred to as KAAMCHOR SAALA and neither will persons who lack initiative be referred to as BH@@ADIKAA or MADARC@@D.
3. Unusual or creative ideas from your superiors are not to be referred to as GAND FAADU, if a person is persistent, or if a task is heavy to accomplish. In a similar way, do not use GAND FATI, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
4. Furthermore, you must not say BH@@ADE MEIN GAYA when matters become complicated. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say DIMAG KI MAA BHEN MAT KAR. Do not ever substitute 'May I help you?' with BOL TERI GAND KAISE MARU.
5. When things get tough, an acceptable_expression such as 'We are going through a difficult time' should be used, rather than MAA CH@DI PADI HAI or GOTI MUH MEIN HAI..
6. No salary increase shall be ever referred to as KHAIRAAT BAATI JAA RAHI HAI KYA. Under no circumstances should you call our elderly corporate partners as BUDDHA KHOOSAT.
7. Last, but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say: YE KAGAJ GAND PONCHNE KE LAAYAK BHI NAHI HAI.
Sincerely,
Steve Rider
Human Resources.
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our corporate headquarters that offensive language is commonly used by our Hindi and Urdu speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and colleagues.
Staff will IMMEDIATELY adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like CHUTIYA, G@@DU and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion. You will not say CHUTIYE, AKKAL NAHI HAI KYA TEREKO when someone makes a mistake, or MADAR C@@D, BHENC@@D when a major mistake
has been made. All forms derived from the verb CHOD are inappropriate in our environment.
2. No sr. manager, section head or administrator, under any circumstances, will be referred to as GADHA or CHUTIYA. Lack of determination will not be referred to as KAAMCHOR SAALA and neither will persons who lack initiative be referred to as BH@@ADIKAA or MADARC@@D.
3. Unusual or creative ideas from your superiors are not to be referred to as GAND FAADU, if a person is persistent, or if a task is heavy to accomplish. In a similar way, do not use GAND FATI, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
4. Furthermore, you must not say BH@@ADE MEIN GAYA when matters become complicated. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say DIMAG KI MAA BHEN MAT KAR. Do not ever substitute 'May I help you?' with BOL TERI GAND KAISE MARU.
5. When things get tough, an acceptable_expression such as 'We are going through a difficult time' should be used, rather than MAA CH@DI PADI HAI or GOTI MUH MEIN HAI..
6. No salary increase shall be ever referred to as KHAIRAAT BAATI JAA RAHI HAI KYA. Under no circumstances should you call our elderly corporate partners as BUDDHA KHOOSAT.
7. Last, but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say: YE KAGAJ GAND PONCHNE KE LAAYAK BHI NAHI HAI.
Sincerely,
Steve Rider
Human Resources.
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