Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[salaara579]

 

[subanday]

Clear kartay nahin, bus ye kehtay hain POGO dekho.. kyun dekho... will i get my answer from POGO..

Jaake pogo dekho bhai aap

 

[JonAsad]

Clear kartay nahin, bus ye kehtay hain POGO dekho.. kyun dekho... will i get my answer from POGO..

Lol- pogo dekhnay ka matlab hai abhi apki umer pogo dekhnay wali hi hai- jb baray ho gay sb clear ho jaye ga-

 

[El Weirdo]

Let me help you out.
(People ask it frequently although it's pretty simple & and you seem to be a decent fellow.)

Nothing special about it.The steps are similar to that of any other image format.

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Click the ok and submit your reply.

Now please share with us the things you intend to post.

S.U.R.B. =

 

[Jazzbot]

 

[KRAIT]

Lol- pogo dekhnay ka matlab hai abhi apki umer pogo dekhnay wali hi hai- jb baray ho gay sb clear ho jaye ga-

Yaar....when a person ask this question you don't tell him the reason. Uski Pogo dekhne ki umar hai, samjhne ki nahin.

 

[Marshmallow]

@KRAIT @arp2041 @seiko

 

[agamdilawari]

 

[Pukhtoon]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=137026703127649

WTF..........

 

[PARAS]

Please thank this post of mine ! I rarely get any thanks

 

[babajees]

Please thank this post of mine ! I rarely get any thanks

Thanks free nahi milti.. kamani (earn) perti hay

 

[Soumitra]

Delhi University launches course on secularism

New Delhi. Taking note of the development that “secularism” was back in the limelight after Bihar Chief Minister Nitish Kumar demanded a secular Prime Ministerial candidate for NDA, Delhi University has launched a course in secularism – Bachelor of Secularism or B.Sc.
“There will be no minimum qualification needed to get admitted to the course,” DU vice-chancellor Prof. Dinesh Singh informed, “We thought we would lose out on a big pool of potential candidates – political leaders of India – if we insist on some educational qualifications.”
The course will help students learn different types of secularism and become a certified secular after successfully completing the course.
“We have often seen a person’s secular credentials being questioned, so we thought we’d start awarding such credentials,” Prof. Singh said.

One can become a certified secular person now in just three years
When asked if the university had acquired the necessary rights to issue certificates of secularism – something that has been the prerogative of a few intellectuals and political leaders – Prof. Singh said that time had come when different centers started issuing certificates of secularism.
“Traditionally an institute like JNU or a politician like Digvijay Singh would issue certificates of secularism, but we think that this trend needs to be changed,” he said.
“In fact, we’d be awarding degrees,” he added.
The proposed course will be of three year duration. Participants would be exposed to different types of secularism in the first two years. The student can choose to specialize in an area or go for a ‘pass course’ in the final year of the course.

The different types of secularism, as identified for the course curriculum, are – Western Secularism (separation of the Church and the State), Gandhian Secularism (equal respect to all religions), Nehruvian Secularism (equal confusion towards all religions), Atheistic Secularism (equal disrespect to all religions), Pseudo Secularism (more respect to the minority religions), and Indian Secularism (no definition; pass course, no specialization).
“We were also thinking of offering specialization in Instant Secularism (opposition to Narendra Modi) but we think one doesn’t need to study for three years for this, so we are sticking to the five areas of specialization,” Prof. Singh informed.
The announcement by Delhi University has received mixed reactions. Many students have welcomed the move to have no minimum educational qualification as cut-off marks for admission to DU colleges were already going sky high, but some question the utility of such a course.
“Will being secular get me a day job?” wondered a class 12th student.
Also, as expected, the course has already landed into a political controversy.
“What about reservations during admission? Secularism without social justice is useless,” demanded a leader from a regional party, “Also, a minority institution like St. Stephen’s College should have more autonomy in running such courses than a college like Hindu College.”
HRD Minister Kapil Sibal has promised to look into such concerns. “If DU doesn’t fall in line, we will authorize JNU to launch M.Sc. – Master of Secularism – course,” Sibal told Faking News.

Delhi University launches new course B.Sc

 

[Choppers]

Audi R8 up in Flames in Mumbai at the Parx Supercar Rally 2013

 

[Nitro]

Narendra Modi & Obama were having a discussion in a bar..
a guy walks in and asks dem wat's the discussion all about??
Modi:"we are planning to kill 14 crore pakistanis & angelina jolie"
Guy : Why Angelina Jolie?
suddenly Modi tells Obama..
:" See i told You, Nobody would care about 14 Crore Pakistanis!"

 

[Jazzbot]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=262744227189695

Stupidest blond I've ever seen in my whole life..
Watch till the end..