Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Peaceful Civilian]

 

[Imran Khan]

This is EPIC in the History of PDF:

http://www.defence.pk/forums/bangla...ticipation-un-peacekeeping-3.html#post3842662

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttttt uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppp

 

[sur]

...abdul qadeer khan on his school system website posted this photograph. More over when you are saving this image it is named ind now go figure...

the message is clear- study and sports should go along together- -

@Luftwaffe,,, if it is "FOOTBALL" which seemed funny then watch picture below...

May be he was teaching students how explosive panels are designed around the core...!!!?
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Also Nicole Kidman mentions Pakistan at 1:07+ ... Like Hamid Gul said "Afghanistan Theekana,, Iraq Bahaanaa,, Pakistan Nishaanaa" .... There ultimate target has always been Pakistan... Some day they might blow up a nuke somewhere & blame Pakistan for it... Obama alluded to it in Berlin speech,, TV-series "Last Resorts" points to it & Bob Graham & friends said that in their interview,, Nicole Kidman said it in movie "Peacemaker" (Ironic name from perpetrators of all false-flags) ... so on & so forth. Keeping the sheeple brainwashed that if a nuke explodes somewhere you were already informed it'd be Pakistan ...
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The Peacemaker (9/9) Movie CLIP - Blowing Up the Bomb (1997) HD - YouTube

 

[Leader]

 

[dexter]

THIS IS A KEEPER!!!!

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I
wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United
Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while
making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably
deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to
deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A
single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try
to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm
sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her
public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,
you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to
dance in the rain.

 

[khanboy007]

concerned passangers are requested to board the rail

cat ki expression achi hai bas

 

[JonAsad]

Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years
ago. And that person is your real father.

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?

Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him..
'cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.

Son: No i am speaking to no one. Mr. Trivedi is the only father i know and so will that be.

Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!

Phone: Morning Son, I am Bill Gates . I am your real father.

Son: Maa ki Aaaannkkhhh... Dad! Dad! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! Luv u so much Dad!!!! I always knew there was something special about me.. Thank you soooo much mum. You are the best mum in d world!"

Moral: Na Biwi Na Bachha ; Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya ; The Whole thing is dat ki Sabse Bada Rupaiya ...

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[Marshmallow]

loll

 

[Sugarcane]

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[DarkPrince]

mamoo aapko apki secretary mil gayi ??

 

[Sugarcane]

mamoo aapko apki secretary mil gayi ??

Abhi tu add diya hai, You can send your resume if you fit in criteria

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Sugarcane]

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