SMS Thread!!

[tvsram1992]

Faraz ke baad ab BB likhti hain:

A for apple, B for banana,
Bilawal ke abbu zara jaldi upar aana.

Can any one translate?
Bilwal... Abbu

 

[tvsram1992]

Sardar g said to a girl: "plz love me"

girl: tumhein love kerney se pehley main marr na jaaon?

sardar: mar jaana per kisi ghareeb de kam na aana!

O rok do mere Janaaze ko zaalimo,

Mujh mein nai jaan arahi hai,

Peeche murr ker dekho yaaro,

Larkiyon se bhari MEHRAN arahi hai

Khaksar k dil-e-mothareq-o-demagh-e-muntasher may
ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqayad hy k kahen
janab-e-muhtaram-o-izat-e-maa-aab banda-i-ranjeda-o-sanjeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi.
k arsa-i-daraz se janab-e-faater-ul-aaqal ne banda-e-hakeer-o-faqeer ko koi sms nahi kiya hy..!!

Mein khud bhi usey bhulana chahta hun Faraz,.............

Per kya karun...Ammi roz subha 7 badaam khila deti hain

Would any one care to translate atleast upto what they know.

 

[Frank Martin]

C-goodnight
#include <night.h>
#include <sleep.h>
#include <dreams.h>
Sleep main( )
{
Lights=off;
Blanket=on;
While(!=morning)
{
Eyes(close);
If(kothuk>0)
{
Thallikkollel++;
kothuk--;
}
else
Fan=on;
Sleep(well);
}
swtdrmz();
getch();
}
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Ps :-
'Kothuk' means Mosquitto and Thallikkollel means Bashing the Mosquitto..lol

 

[tvsram1992]

C-goodnight
#include <night.h>
#include <sleep.h>
#include <dreams.h>
Sleep main( )
{
Lights=off;
Blanket=on;
While(!=morning)
{
Eyes(close);
If(kothuk>0)
{
Thallikkollel++;
kothuk--;
}
else
Fan=on;
Sleep(well);
}
swtdrmz();
getch();
}
_____________________
Ps :-
'Kothuk' means Mosquitto and Thallikkollel means Bashing the Mosquitto..lol

Saying sorry for lover 1000 times
#include<stdio.h>
main()
{
int i;
for(i=0;i<1000;i++)
{
printf("Iam sorry")
}
}

 

[jamal18]

Is there any sms in pakistan in your own language?

 

[Salik]

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Aik mareez jisko AC +tive current ki ashad zaroorat hai, Water and Pawer Devaluation Authority hospital mein zere ilaj hai. Current ka atia dene wale hazrat is address per rabta kren.

ICU bed number One, Water and Power Devaluation Authority hospital
Phone: 421-422-000

 

[Salik]

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Iss shart per khelon gi piya syasat ki baazi

Jeeton tu wazarat paon haron tu musheer teri

 

[Xeric]

Ek aadmi bakrian chura raha tha
Sardar:
vey bakrian kithe le challa en?
Admi
inhen school chorne ja raha hun
Sardar
Menu pagal samjhia e?
Aj te atwar ae.

 

[Xeric]

Lughat mai "AMAN" ka matlb najany kia hy..!!
Lekin Mere SHEHAR mai aik laash sy dosri laash girny k darmiyan ka waqfa AMAN kehlata hy!

 

[Xeric]

There r many brave men who r adventurous
&
r never afraid to fight..
Some join army,
others get married ..
Salute 2 bravest of all who "Do Both....."

 

[Xeric]

2 guys were sitting in their new shop b4 da opening. One said- im sure any minute some senior is gonna peep in n ask what we re selling.
As he said dis an old man passing by looked in n asked- what are you selling?
'a$$-holes' said the shop guy.
Without missing a beat da senior said- must be doing really well. Only two left

 

[Battle Axe]

When we were kids, none of our friends had a watch.
But they had time!

Now all have branded watches.
But none of them have Time!

 

[laiqs@mi]

Chor Diye Wo Dhandy,









Jin k Anjam They Gandey,










Pura Mahena Naik Kam main Bitaon ga,











Ab Eid K Bad he Nahi Larki Phansaon ga,














(",")/
/).) hat yar masjid janey day...

 

[S.M.R]

Husband messages to
wife on cell
Hi,
what are you doing ???
.........
Wife-i am dying...!!
Husband: Jumps
with joy but types "sweet heart,
how can I live
without U?"
wife : You idiot i
am dying my hair..
Husband : Bloody english

 

[S.M.R]

Eid Pr
Biwi ki ShOping se Bachnay kA Tariqa. .

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Hakeem Luqman k Pas bhi nahi tha. .