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Smajh aya?
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Itni jldi bhul g? MISBAH ki bating ko yar ye to hamra hero hay es ko na bolan.

 

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*Thinking Process*
American was thinking:
We hv conquered moon wht next to conquer.
Chinese:
We hv coverd almost 90% of the world markt how to cover the rest.
Indian:
We hv defeated Pakistan on foreign diplomatic front what else need to be done.
Pakistani:
12 bajay light gai thi tou 2 bajay ai hai ab phir 4 bajay jaegi pir 6 bje aegi tou ab 8 bjay nai jaegi..

---------- Post added at 03:16 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:15 AM ----------

Old Stories with a twist in PAKISTAN (2011)
1-Pyasa kawwa urr raha tha, achanak neche usay pani or kuch kankar nzr aye,jese hi wo pani me kankar dalne k lye neche utra to namalom afrad ke firing say halaak hogaya.
2- Kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani me apna aks dkh hi raha tha k selaabi raila osay baha k lay gaya
3- Kachwa or khargosh ne race shru ki,khrgosh k sotay hi kchwa uska mobile aur qeemti ashya nikal k bhag gaya,police dhoondhnay mai nakaam.
4- Aladin ne chiragh ragra tou wo zor dar dhamakay se phat gya. Aladin samait 4 afraad jaanbahuq mutadid zakhmi.

 

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An Australian guy walks in the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to wen u've a headache"
Wife looks up & says,"If u weren't such an idiot, u'd know that's a sheep, not a cow"
Man"if u weren't such a presumptuous b!!tch, u'd realize, I wz talking to the sheep.

 

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Bhang ka aik Jug dimaagh ko 3 ghantay tak 1.5 Ton AC k barabar thandak pohoncha sakta hai.
Bijli k bjaye agar har ghar mein Bhang istmal ki jaye to loadshedding say jan chhurrayi ja sakti hai.
Cheaf Manister Balochistan. Nawab Aslam Raeesani ki Korea say wapsi par Media say fikar angaiz guftugoo...

 

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Ek Universe.
9 Siyarey
205 Mulk
809 Jazeeray
7 Samander
7 Billion Log
...Lekin...
Zardari fair V Pakistan de Hissy Vich Aaya!;(;(
Ki mazak ae! :-

 

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Larka:"Sorry main tum say shaadi nahin karsakta, ghar walay mana kar rahay hain."
Larki ghussay say: "Ghar main kon kon hai?"
Larka: "1 Bewi aur 2 Bachay!"

 

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<DiNG DONG>
"RemiX"

Ik Zardari
Mota taza tha,

Jo maze se Mulk ko Khata tha,

Ding Dong
Ding Dong

Zardari ne jail main Socha ye,

Bibi ko denge
Dhoka ye,

Bibi ko maren gey
Goli,

Or khaenge maze se Mulk ko,

Ding Dong
Ding Dong

Par army bari he
Siyani thi,

Or Zardari ki shamat Aani thi,

Par army beech se nikal gai,

Q k Mushrf ki wardi
Utar gai,

Phir Zardari ban gaya
Naya DON!

Ding Dong
Ding Dong

Pakstan ki Siyasi Bubble Gum...

 

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Sardar went to new job
1st day he spent 11 hrs on computr
Boss was hapy & askd what u did..?


Sardar:
Keyboard te ABC agy pichy lagi c o khol k sidi keti ay

 

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The biggest internet lie that we have all told atleast once
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I have read and I agree to the terms and conditions

 

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Kids dad joined facebook.
Kids status update :
"Dad on fb ! wtf !!"


Dad asked him what is wtf...?


Kid replied :
"Welcome to facebook"

Dad 'likes' the status

 

[dexter]

Punjabi : puttar menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay lokianday jandy rehn

Puttar :Abba GT Road te dafna dye
Qabar di qabar te speed breaker da speed breaker !

 

[dexter]

"School,College and University are the nickname of Heaven"


Hmmmm......

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That's why it is said that,

"Couples are made in Heaven.."

 

[HRK]

WO LISTEN LISTEN LIKHTI RAHI
MAIN LESSON LESSON PARTHA RAHA

WO DREAM DREAM LIKHTI RAHI
MAIN DRUM DRUM PARTHA RAHA

WO CALL ME CALL ME LIKHTI RAHI
MAIN KILL ME KILL ME PARTHA RAHA

WO DATE DATE LIKHTI RAHI
MAIN DOT DOT PARTHA RAHA

WO MEET MEET LIKHTI RAHI
MAIN MAT MAT PARTHA RAHA

WO LOVE LOVE LIKHTI RAHI
MAIN LEAVE LEAVE PARTHA RAHA

WO SHADI KER K CHALI GAI
MAIN LANGUAGE COURSE KARTA RAHA

 

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A man heavily drunk wid a key in his hand is stumbling back & forth. A cop sees him & approaches,
"Can I help u Sir?"
"Yessh! Sssomebody sstole my carrr", da man replies.
Da cop asks, "Where ws ur car da last time u saw it?"
"It wass on da end of thiss key", da man replies.
About dat time da cop looks down & sees da man's willy hanging out of his fly for all da world to see.
He asks da man, "Sir r u aware dat u r exposing urself?"
Momentarily confused, da drunk looks down at his crotch & without missing a beat, blurts out:
"Holy ****! My girlfriend's gone, too!"

 

[Salik]

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Wo jahan kahin bhi gai loti tu meray pass aai

Bes yahi baat achi hai barqi tawa naai ki