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Making love with your life partner in dark i.e. Switching the lights off and taking bath together, increases love for each other at least 10 times.......

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A public service message from Ministry of Water and Power to save water and electricity.
 
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Uzma, Ammi ki taklif barh rhi hay, sab bech kar bhi purey paiso ka intzam nahi hua. Ab to jisim k siwa kuch bhi nahi jo bech sakun, Operate na hua to woh mar jaen gi.
 
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Uzma, Ammi ki taklif barh rhi hay, sab bech kar bhi purey paiso ka intzam nahi hua. Ab to jisim k siwa kuch bhi nahi jo bech sakun, Operate na hua to woh mar jaen gi.

What ?? come again..
 
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1 pathan shop pe gaya pepsi ki bottle li
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Or shop keeper se kehnay laga
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Yara wo bacha kidhar hai jo pepsi pee k kehta hai mujhe b apne sath le chalo.

Aur phr xeric pathan k saaath chala gya :rofl: :rofl: :P

(Don't mind bro jk)
 
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Around the corner I have a Friend
In the city that has no end

The days go by and weeks rush on
And before I know, a year has gone

I never see my old friend’s face
For life now has a swift pace

He knows I like him just as well
As the days when I rang his bell

In times we were younger when
But now we are busy tired men

Tired of playing foolish game
Tired of trying to make a name

Tomorrow I say I’ll call on him
Just show that, I am thinking of him

But tomorrow comes & tomorrow goes
And distance b/w us grows n grows

Around the corner yet miles away
Here is the telegram; Sir he died today

That what we get & deserve in the end
Around the corner, a vanish friend
 
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Devdas...Paro main nay sharab chor di
Paro....Wo kion
Devdas...Pepsi 65 ke ho gae hai aab wo peeta hun...
 
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Meri life ka ganda tareen sms:


Patient: doctor sb mujay motions ho rahay hain...


Doctor: motions kaisay hain?


Patient: bohat patlay...


Doctor: kitnay patlay?


Patient: itnay patlay keh aap un say kulli kar saktay hain :lol:
 
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If a guy ever pauses a video game just to text you back, Its either he really loves you.. or he's on a loading screen.... :D

---------- Post added at 10:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:07 PM ----------

ek Ladki ka dil sahi maainon may kab toot'ta hai? Jab vo apne jaise Print ka suit Mohalle ki doosri Ladki ko pehne dekhti hai... :D
 
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Not so many friend so not any SMS just only what comes from the operator .:cry:
 
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Q: when does president Zardari get scared
A: when people say" Zinda hai BiBi zinda hai"
 
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