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Making love with your life partner in dark i.e. Switching the lights off and taking bath together, increases love for each other at least 10 times.......

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A public service message from Ministry of Water and Power to save water and electricity.
 
Uzma, Ammi ki taklif barh rhi hay, sab bech kar bhi purey paiso ka intzam nahi hua. Ab to jisim k siwa kuch bhi nahi jo bech sakun, Operate na hua to woh mar jaen gi.
 
Uzma, Ammi ki taklif barh rhi hay, sab bech kar bhi purey paiso ka intzam nahi hua. Ab to jisim k siwa kuch bhi nahi jo bech sakun, Operate na hua to woh mar jaen gi.

What ?? come again..
 
1 pathan shop pe gaya pepsi ki bottle li
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Or shop keeper se kehnay laga
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Yara wo bacha kidhar hai jo pepsi pee k kehta hai mujhe b apne sath le chalo.

Aur phr xeric pathan k saaath chala gya :rofl: :rofl: :P

(Don't mind bro jk)
 
Around the corner I have a Friend
In the city that has no end

The days go by and weeks rush on
And before I know, a year has gone

I never see my old friend’s face
For life now has a swift pace

He knows I like him just as well
As the days when I rang his bell

In times we were younger when
But now we are busy tired men

Tired of playing foolish game
Tired of trying to make a name

Tomorrow I say I’ll call on him
Just show that, I am thinking of him

But tomorrow comes & tomorrow goes
And distance b/w us grows n grows

Around the corner yet miles away
Here is the telegram; Sir he died today

That what we get & deserve in the end
Around the corner, a vanish friend
 
Devdas...Paro main nay sharab chor di
Paro....Wo kion
Devdas...Pepsi 65 ke ho gae hai aab wo peeta hun...
 
Meri life ka ganda tareen sms:


Patient: doctor sb mujay motions ho rahay hain...


Doctor: motions kaisay hain?


Patient: bohat patlay...


Doctor: kitnay patlay?


Patient: itnay patlay keh aap un say kulli kar saktay hain :lol:
 
If a guy ever pauses a video game just to text you back, Its either he really loves you.. or he's on a loading screen.... :D

---------- Post added at 10:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:07 PM ----------

ek Ladki ka dil sahi maainon may kab toot'ta hai? Jab vo apne jaise Print ka suit Mohalle ki doosri Ladki ko pehne dekhti hai... :D
 
Not so many friend so not any SMS just only what comes from the operator .:cry:
 
Q: when does president Zardari get scared
A: when people say" Zinda hai BiBi zinda hai"
 

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