SMS Thread!!

[S.M.R]

Making love with your life partner in dark i.e. Switching the lights off and taking bath together, increases love for each other at least 10 times.......

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A public service message from Ministry of Water and Power to save water and electricity.

 

[Salik]

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Her taar pe kawwa betha hai

anjaam e wapda kia ho ga

 

[S.M.R]

Uzma, Ammi ki taklif barh rhi hay, sab bech kar bhi purey paiso ka intzam nahi hua. Ab to jisim k siwa kuch bhi nahi jo bech sakun, Operate na hua to woh mar jaen gi.

 

[Rafael]

Uzma, Ammi ki taklif barh rhi hay, sab bech kar bhi purey paiso ka intzam nahi hua. Ab to jisim k siwa kuch bhi nahi jo bech sakun, Operate na hua to woh mar jaen gi.

What ?? come again..

 

[kugga]

1 pathan shop pe gaya pepsi ki bottle li
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Or shop keeper se kehnay laga
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Yara wo bacha kidhar hai jo pepsi pee k kehta hai mujhe b apne sath le chalo.

Aur phr xeric pathan k saaath chala gya

(Don't mind bro jk)

 

[S.M.R]

What ?? come again..

Yes, jab tak 'takleef' khatam nahi ho gi, yeh sms aata rahay ga...

 

[HRK]

Around the corner I have a Friend
In the city that has no end

The days go by and weeks rush on
And before I know, a year has gone

I never see my old friend’s face
For life now has a swift pace

He knows I like him just as well
As the days when I rang his bell

In times we were younger when
But now we are busy tired men

Tired of playing foolish game
Tired of trying to make a name

Tomorrow I say I’ll call on him
Just show that, I am thinking of him

But tomorrow comes & tomorrow goes
And distance b/w us grows n grows

Around the corner yet miles away
Here is the telegram; Sir he died today

That what we get & deserve in the end
Around the corner, a vanish friend

 

[Xeric]

Aur phr xeric pathan k saaath chala gya

(Don't mind bro jk)

Assi aiday sohnay nahi haigay paa jee..

 

[F86 Saber]

Devdas...Paro main nay sharab chor di
Paro....Wo kion
Devdas...Pepsi 65 ke ho gae hai aab wo peeta hun...

 

[S.M.R]

Meri life ka ganda tareen sms:


Patient: doctor sb mujay motions ho rahay hain...


Doctor: motions kaisay hain?


Patient: bohat patlay...


Doctor: kitnay patlay?


Patient: itnay patlay keh aap un say kulli kar saktay hain

 

[Hammy007]

ooo tubba tubbba astagfirullah

 

[fawwaxs]

If a guy ever pauses a video game just to text you back, Its either he really loves you.. or he's on a loading screen....

---------- Post added at 10:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:07 PM ----------

ek Ladki ka dil sahi maainon may kab toot'ta hai? Jab vo apne jaise Print ka suit Mohalle ki doosri Ladki ko pehne dekhti hai...

 

[S.M.R]

Mujhay dawat e iftari say piyaar hai.

 

[monitor]

Not so many friend so not any SMS just only what comes from the operator .

 

[F86 Saber]

Q: when does president Zardari get scared
A: when people say" Zinda hai BiBi zinda hai"