Shit things Desi think

[Dubious]

It is kind of unfair to generalize. Some 5 years ago I was stalked by a very attractive girl. It was a living hell for me. An example of a desi guy being stalked by a desi girl

Rare but could happen...did you promise to marry her?

 

[PlanetWarrior]

Rare but could happen...did you promise to marry her?

Sigh. No I decided to end the problem. I married her. The stalking continues to present day

 

[Dubious]

Sigh. No I decided to end the problem. I married her. The stalking continues to present day

hahahahah!! Watch over your shoulder

 

[PlanetWarrior]

hahahahah!! Watch over your shoulder

Indeed. Never mess with a desi girl

 

[KRAIT]

It is kind of unfair to generalize. Some 5 years ago I was stalked by a very attractive girl. It was a living hell for me. An example of a desi guy being stalked by a desi girl

Anonymous forum pe har koi Tom Cruise hota hai.
Aur kisi bhi ladki ki baat kare woh Penelope Cruz.

 

[jaunty]

I know but my interest was genuine

Looks like my initial guess might be correct.

It is kind of unfair to generalize. Some 5 years ago I was stalked by a very attractive girl. It was a living hell for me. An example of a desi guy being stalked by a desi girl

This has happened to me in high school. Weird but true.

 

[KRAIT]

Or simply depends how fast desi guys can mature and make THEIR OWN DECISIONS rather than waiting for someone to influence them and then blaming if anything goes wrong or waiting for mama to show me the light when the poor lady is hoping he will take care of me instead of me doing all the thinking...seriously i beat any of my cousins who cant suggest something...it simply means they aint thinking and if they are not then it just burdens the parents plus makes their brain useless!!

Women want men to respect women but they don't like if men asks their moms for their suggestion.

 

[Alpha1]

Anonymous forum pe har koi Tom Cruise hota hai.
Aur kisi bhi ladki ki baat kare woh Penelope Cruz.

But we both know how we both look

 

[KRAIT]

Looks like my initial guess might be correct.
This has happened to me in high school. Weird but true.

Hahaha....tum bhi...ab ye mat bolna ladki ka naam Monica Belluci tha.

But we both know how we both look

Hahahaha.....bhai mujhe to shaadi ke liye koi bhi lladki haan kar de bahuthai..shakal hi aisi hai.

 

[Dubious]

Women want men to respect women but they don't like if men asks their moms for their suggestion.

Err...suggestions? Suggestions is fine...but I know sooo many desi guys in my uni who were "dating" "going out" or whatnot with goriyan...posing on fb and having stuff all over their walls like teri bhabhi or something...once he goes to India or Pakistan, the fb status says married no idea what suggestion that was!! sounded like on gun point!

 

[jaunty]

Hahaha....tum bhi...ab ye mat bolna ladki ka naam Monica Belluci tha.

I am not lying man. She was beautiful but a little bit psycho, I preferred to stay away from her. Even teachers in school knew about it. It was embarrassing at that time.

 

[Dubious]

Looks like my initial guess might be correct.

Applying point no.5 5) IF you can not tolerate something of a similar magnitude being done on your women (sister, some girl you fancy, mother, aunt, cousin) then for heavens sake dont try it on other girls for they are also other people's women (sister, some girl you fancy, mother, aunt, cousin) which I believe you have not read:

Well, unlike your future wife I dont go around announcing about PMS...but I am however interested in how your brain equates simple stuf....

 

[KRAIT]

Err...suggestions? Suggestions is fine...but I know sooo many desi guys in my uni who were "dating" "going out" or whatnot with goriyan...posing on fb and having stuff all over their walls like teri bhabhi or something...once he goes to India or Pakistan, the fb status says married no idea what suggestion that was!! sounded like on gun point!

Like native men from those countries don't do that.

Men are same, everywhere.

Even your future husband would have done same things.

 

[Dubious]

Hahaha....tum bhi...ab ye mat bolna ladki ka naam Monica Belluci tha.


Hahahaha.....bhai mujhe to shaadi ke liye koi bhi lladki haan kar de bahuthai..shakal hi aisi hai.

Now that is honesty....even as a joke

 

[jaunty]

Applying point no.5 which I believe you have not read:

Well, unlike your future wife I dont go around announcing about PMS...but I am however interested in how your brain equates simple stuf....

Again my brain didn't have to work that hard to make a joke.