You are an old man, plus you are an Indian. If it ever came to a fight, I would kick your knee out and then the rest would be history. Fortunately, I am a lot older now too and I don't feel the need to try and be an alpha male around anyone. Especially an old guy like you.
My message is pretty simple. Even villagers that are not educated would be able to pick up on your passive aggressive word play, and probably bury you in the ground. I have somewhat respect for you because you have made me laugh over the years, so I would prefer that it would never come to that.
To be honest, I know for a fact that you would never be able to live more than two days in a Pakistani village. Most Pakistanis from the city cannot even do this, and after seeing your photo and your family photo, your fangs have dulled out to cotton swabs. You do talk a good game though.