PIA ‘sacrifices black goat’ before flying ATR plane

[Dawood Ibrahim]

PIA engineers use cutting-edge 4000-year-old technology for flight safety

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5 MINS AGO BY KHABARISTAN TODAY

The Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) have started using modern technology to ensure flight safety for its aircraft.

“This is absolutely new technology, in development for only 4000 years,” said Sagheer Hassan, PIA spokesperson. “We have successfully adopted it here in our airline because we are in lockstep with the demands of the current era.”

The technology of animal sacrifice was invented in the booming tech incubators of Phaistos in ancient Crete only in 2000 BC. But the proactive and modern management of the national airlines have almost immediately developed it into a practical application.

“The animal sacrifice of this black goat, for instance, makes the flight so safe, that we are even thinking of selling off the gyroscopes in our aircrafts to other airlines that are still using such outdated technologies,” he said.

“Let me say one thing with absolute certainty that none of you all present here will be able to deny,” he concluded. “No other airline in the world will be able to use the technologies we use.”

@war&peace @Mentee

 

[Mentee]

had hi ho gai hay yar

Baray bhaia pta hain. Koi nvi gal dso, mean, some feasible solution to cater the prevalent deteriorating haalt e zar of qomi fizai idaara

 

[django]

@Mentee @Zarvan @Hell hound @Khafee @django @Zibago @war&peace @RealNapster @GreenFalcon @Morse_Code @Zaki @WAJsal @User @MastanKhan

Lo Bhai Ye Din B Anay Thay PIA pay....

Rather than insuring the safety by taking standard measures PIA slaughtered a black goat to defeat all those bad omens causing the bad days for Airline...

Who could believe this is the same Airline who helped Emirates Airlines in starting their operation... Sigh !!!

I am astonished, I can see liberals like Hoodbhoy having a field day at this lol, not that their is anything wrong with this action, it needs to be done in conjunction with some real practical measures ie regular and professional maintenance.Kudos

 

[Mutakalim]

Instead of sacrificing heads of corrupt officials they are sacrificing black goats.

 

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

Seems like a good gesture , about time folks moved on ATR is a reliable platform
Just need maintenence and regular service

If PIA wants they can also get Bombarider most efficient plane for short flights

Problem solved uses least amount of fuel

Spend money where it is due , the goat cutting is also good gesture

 

[BATMAN]

Well, i believe it's called ''Sadqa''.... some Arab nations do the same at their bases.

Black goat is no sadqa... charity is sadqa.

the meat is distributed among the poor.

Why meat has to be distributed to poors and not vegetable or milk products?

PIA engineers use cutting-edge 4000-year-old technology for flight safety

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5 MINS AGO BY KHABARISTAN TODAY

The Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) have started using modern technology to ensure flight safety for its aircraft.

“This is absolutely new technology, in development for only 4000 years,” said Sagheer Hassan, PIA spokesperson. “We have successfully adopted it here in our airline because we are in lockstep with the demands of the current era.”

The technology of animal sacrifice was invented in the booming tech incubators of Phaistos in ancient Crete only in 2000 BC. But the proactive and modern management of the national airlines have almost immediately developed it into a practical application.

“The animal sacrifice of this black goat, for instance, makes the flight so safe, that we are even thinking of selling off the gyroscopes in our aircrafts to other airlines that are still using such outdated technologies,” he said.

“Let me say one thing with absolute certainty that none of you all present here will be able to deny,” he concluded. “No other airline in the world will be able to use the technologies we use.”

@war&peace @Mentee

bunch of A-holes hired by Zardari

 

[Jf Thunder]

Why meat has to be distributed to poors and not vegetable or milk products?

cuz they sacrificed a goat, and not milk and vegetables

 

[Kabira]

You guys sacrifice is for average passenger who's shit scared of travelling with PIA right now.

 

[AZADPAKISTAN2009]

Now this may be politically incorrect but the picture is that of a COW , so what is this talk of a goat

 

[BATMAN]

cuz they sacrificed a goat, and not milk and vegetables

Whatever, i don't understand this illogical sacrifice.

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

Meat? They eat everything and I mean everything

Not the schlong,eyes etc lol..

 

[The Sandman]

Well sadqa is not a bad thing it helps poor people but that ain't gonna help you repair your planes and keep them in flyable conditions you've to do the maintenance yourself. May Allah help PIA and put some sense into their brains sigh.

 

[Peaceful Civilian]

What is next? Engineers will Also do sacrifice of goat instead of maintenance .

 

[Musketeeer]

Thats pure madness.

Maybe they should start maintenance before turning to ancient rituals.

Go and find another place to live. In Pakistan its not ancient ritual, its faith.
P.S Planes, whose parts are substandard should be replaced before flying.

 

[Hell hound]

Baray bhaia pta hain. Koi nvi gal dso, mean, some feasible solution to cater the prevalent deteriorating haalt e zar of qomi fizai idaara

is ka janab ab siraf ek hi hal bachta hay kay is koami asasey ko zail kar dia jaye