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[Muhammad Omar]

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[Muhammad Omar]

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Such things happens When you (Government) Don't have Brains... As They travel many Countries in a year they should buy 1 plane dedicated to PM of Pakistan with more range...

Like bombardier global 6000 with range of 7,077.4 miles... they can go to England Without refueling.. it'll cost $60 Million but will save $$ Millions by not using PIA...

 

[ghazi52]

Dr Professor Aamir Liaquat Hussain

Dear diary...

And all my viewers in Nazimabad, Landhi, Pathan Colony, and beyond Karachi in Lahore, Islamabad and then Europe, the United Arab Emirates, the United States, viewers in space, on the moon, on Mars, and to all the people tuned in to my show because they can’t find their television remotes, I say, welcome.

My show is so popular in Australia, immigrants there send me fresh cow’s milk every morning. People from Norway send me letters saying, “Aamir Bhai we love your show, it reminds us of why we left Pakistan in the first place.”

All the affection pouring in is just overwhelming. The other day, I got a message full of blessings telling me how much joy I’ve brought to someone’s world and how often they pray for my salvation. Then a minute later, there was another message saying, “Sorry, wrong number”.

I provide the kind of family entertainment where people of all ages can swear at each other without being told to shut up. Parents come to me and say, “Aamir Bhai without you our children would never have learned to mimic someone’s voice or make fun of their weight.”

Newly-weds come to my show and say, “Aamir Bhai please give us your blessings and four juicer blenders and a microwave.” Older women come and say, “Aamir Bhai my son has just started his first job can we possibly get a motorcycle?“ Cars, refrigerators, mobile phones; I come bearing gifts. I heard my mother once say the greatest gift of all is children, so I gave them away on my show too.

Everyone wins at Inaam Ghar, especially me.

Of course, there has been hate and jealousy too. I receive Pemra notices like people receive wedding invitations. I think the country would be better off if instead of me, Pemra was banned for three days. The other day I was so tired doing the show that my tongue came out; even that became a censorship issue.

Ever since I was a child I’ve wanted to be on television every minute of every hour in a day. Hence #AamirLiaquatNonStop. I am not an attention seeker. I just like people looking in my direction.

I’ve done four-day long marathon transmissions this Ramzan. People ask if I run on batteries but I have always been energetic, never staying too long in one place, in a political party, a profession or even a television channel.

I am a former minister, a naat khawan, scholar, snake charmer, film critic and mango aficionado. I’m a singer too. The only singer better than me this country has seen was that ancient sewing machine.

As of now, I have rejoined the MQM and am back on the Rabita committee — Altaf Bhai wants to be on my show and win toaster ovens too. After all, Inaam Ghar is the number one game show of Asia, and number two in the world only behind its English transmission.

Last month, in the spirit of self-sacrifice, I gave my life on this show and became a martyr, holding on to the flag of Pakistan with my uncomfortably sucked in breath. I went dressed in a soldier’s uniform and they shot me, maybe because I hadn’t put it on properly. It was a blessed occasion. Very few people get to be martyrs while they’re still alive.

My favourite segment on Inaam Ghar is when I ask a question of the audience and run away before they’ve had a chance to answer. Also ‘potli kholiye’ or ‘what’s in the sack’, which used to be Altaf Bhai’s favourite.

These questions have to be interesting yet challenging. Like what is the capital of Islamabad? How many elephants did Mughal Emperor Akbar have? What were their names? Who invented oxygen? How fast can a boat travel on land? What is the leading cause of indigestion in Ramzan? Is it #SaharAamirKeSaath or #IftarAamirKeSaath?

If one person can cut two mangoes in 10 minutes how fast can two persons cut them? The answer is of course that what idiot cuts mangoes?

To deliberate on such questions I also invite renowned religious scholars like Humaima Malik. Her reward for getting them right was the ultimate prize: me. I also randomly re-enact scenes from the film Sholay. I’ve been congratulated on them by Amitabh himself; he often calls from a Peshawar number.

What I feel really captures the spirit of piety and abstinence in Ramzan is a tug of war followed by sumo wrestling. And what says simplicity better than my bright orange double-breasted Sherwani?

This year I got together with the producers to discuss what a religious telecast at iftar could really use to set the tone. Religious discussions? Recitations? Or lions? The vote was 10-0 in favour of a lion. The lion wasn’t as big a hit as we expected however — he couldn’t answer any of my questions.

Next year I’m going to conduct the show sitting on a camel and have contestants walk over hot coal to get to a microphone.

Yours gamefully,

Dr Professor Aamir Liaquat Hussain

 

[ghazi52]

 

[The Sandman]

 

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[The Sandman]

@lastofthepatriots @TheNoob
Bhai ap log jo military rule ke haq mein ho aur politicians ko gaalian de rhe ho thk hai wo log corrupt hain no doubt lekin isse pehle ye to dekho ke ganje ko bnaya kisne tha? ya Altaf hussain ko? bhai sach to yeh hai ke hamari military ne kbhi asli democracy aane hii ni di Pak mein na hi koi asli acha aur wafadar civilian leader isiliye aj humein NS jese corrupt logon ko bardaasht krna par rha hai lekin Shukar hai Allah ka ke R.S jesa bnda hamara army chief hai kyunke wo smjh gya hai ke military rule se is mulk ko koi fayda ni warna agar wo chahta to 2014 mein hii military aksti thi to isiliye bhai logon elections hone do InshAllah ye ganje buri tarha haarein gein kyunke sirf democracy ke thorugh hi Pak mein koi acha leader askta hai.
@Djinn @HttpError @django @Moonlight @Arsalan

 

[Djinn]

@lastofthepatriots @TheNoob
Bhai ap log jo military rule ke haq mein ho aur politicians ko gaalian de rhe ho thk hai wo log corrupt hain no doubt lekin isse pehle ye to dekho ke ganje ko bnaya kisne tha? ya Altaf hussain ko? bhai sach to yeh hai ke hamari military ne kbhi asli democracy aane hii ni di Pak mein na hi koi asli acha aur wafadar civilian leader isiliye aj humein NS jese corrupt logon ko bardaasht krna par rha hai lekin Shukar hai Allah ka ke R.S jesa bnda hamara army chief hai kyunke wo smjh gya hai ke military rule se is mulk ko koi fayda ni warna agar wo chahta to 2014 mein hii military aksti thi to isiliye bhai logon elections hone do InshAllah ye ganje buri tarha haarein gein kyunke sirf democracy ke thorugh hi Pak mein koi acha leader askta hai.
@Djinn @HttpError @django @Moonlight @Arsalan

Exactly military coups are counterproductive in a way that unless the General in charge doesn't serve western interests the entire country will be isolated. Wasey jamhooriat NATIONS kay liyay hoti hay Pakistanis are a mob of people who are only after personal interests.

 

[TheNoob]

@lastofthepatriots @TheNoob
Bhai ap log jo military rule ke haq mein ho aur politicians ko gaalian de rhe ho thk hai wo log corrupt hain no doubt lekin isse pehle ye to dekho ke ganje ko bnaya kisne tha? ya Altaf hussain ko? bhai sach to yeh hai ke hamari military ne kbhi asli democracy aane hii ni di Pak mein na hi koi asli acha aur wafadar civilian leader isiliye aj humein NS jese corrupt logon ko bardaasht krna par rha hai lekin Shukar hai Allah ka ke R.S jesa bnda hamara army chief hai kyunke wo smjh gya hai ke military rule se is mulk ko koi fayda ni warna agar wo chahta to 2014 mein hii military aksti thi to isiliye bhai logon elections hone do InshAllah ye ganje buri tarha haarein gein kyunke sirf democracy ke thorugh hi Pak mein koi acha leader askta hai.
@Djinn @HttpError @django @Moonlight @Arsalan

I am not supportive of military rule as it greatly reduces our military/defense abilities, but if i was given a choice amongst these. I would gladly choose the coup. :p
And read my signature.
I'll be gladly accepting someone of such figure despite what kind of a political system we get along with it. '

Hope you understand.

 

[lastofthepatriots]

@lastofthepatriots @TheNoob
Bhai ap log jo military rule ke haq mein ho aur politicians ko gaalian de rhe ho thk hai wo log corrupt hain no doubt lekin isse pehle ye to dekho ke ganje ko bnaya kisne tha? ya Altaf hussain ko? bhai sach to yeh hai ke hamari military ne kbhi asli democracy aane hii ni di Pak mein na hi koi asli acha aur wafadar civilian leader isiliye aj humein NS jese corrupt logon ko bardaasht krna par rha hai lekin Shukar hai Allah ka ke R.S jesa bnda hamara army chief hai kyunke wo smjh gya hai ke military rule se is mulk ko koi fayda ni warna agar wo chahta to 2014 mein hii military aksti thi to isiliye bhai logon elections hone do InshAllah ye ganje buri tarha haarein gein kyunke sirf democracy ke thorugh hi Pak mein koi acha leader askta hai.
@Djinn @HttpError @django @Moonlight @Arsalan

I'll respond in depth later, but regardless of who is sitting on the chair the military is always the one running the show in the background. I don't want your democracy where elections are rigged by dynastic politicians that send out thugs. If it's not goon league it will be PPP's turn next. Thanks but no thanks.

 

[Moonlight]

@lastofthepatriots @TheNoob
Bhai ap log jo military rule ke haq mein ho aur politicians ko gaalian de rhe ho thk hai wo log corrupt hain no doubt lekin isse pehle ye to dekho ke ganje ko bnaya kisne tha? ya Altaf hussain ko? bhai sach to yeh hai ke hamari military ne kbhi asli democracy aane hii ni di Pak mein na hi koi asli acha aur wafadar civilian leader isiliye aj humein NS jese corrupt logon ko bardaasht krna par rha hai lekin Shukar hai Allah ka ke R.S jesa bnda hamara army chief hai kyunke wo smjh gya hai ke military rule se is mulk ko koi fayda ni warna agar wo chahta to 2014 mein hii military aksti thi to isiliye bhai logon elections hone do InshAllah ye ganje buri tarha haarein gein kyunke sirf democracy ke thorugh hi Pak mein koi acha leader askta hai.
@Djinn @HttpError @django @Moonlight @Arsalan

Wase Bhi Kia martial law Ka afterward Impact sub ko Pata hai hum Aaj Bhi Altaf Hussain jasi Taliban Jaise evils ko face Kar Rahe. Wase hum Wo 2 face qoum hai jo Aaj COAS ko Praise karte Kal anay pe galiyan den ge and I do NOT want it. His respect and love should remain forever.

 

[The Sandman]

the military is always the one running the show in the background.

and that is the main problem here there constant interference in civilian matters.

I don't want your democracy where elections are rigged by dynastic politicians that send out thugs. If it's not goon league it will be PPP's turn next. Thanks but no thanks.

Than come out on streets and throw them out elect a new government through Democratic means

 

[lastofthepatriots]

and that is the main problem here there constant interference in civilian matters.

Pakistani awam boht Kameeni he. Dande ke ilawa kabhi ne sudar sak thi.