The .............truth
Can you imagine he woke up in the fancy Hotel , ate his Thousand dollar breakfast. Then he called for his ironed suit and freshly cleaned shirt. May be before leaving the room dipped his finger into Nihari pot to lick it off the fingers and get in mood. He must have stated Today will be my day , just like good old time
His subordinates handed him his speech in a nice bag , all nicely stated words. He was going to face the leaders of the world and express what his little heart has to say about world affairs.
He walks into the Corridor , and sees Empty chairs only 2 people sitting he smiles and sheepishly looks at his watch , has he arrived 10 hours early or something like that was his address at may be 10 pm and not 10 am
Then he is nudged by his peer , "Sir , its your turn you have to give speech to audience"
He slowly gets up the podium , and look out at the empty chairs and starts to address
"Dear Leaders of the world.........I am here .... to address you ...."
Suddenly a crackle of the door , and he pauses, thinking may be it is the arrive of 100-200 delegates who might have been late waking up and he can may be slow down his speech for another 1-2 minutes there would be at least 10 people in room.
So he starts telling a joke, "Wow , quite a crowd outside the facility not sure what they were talking about but New Yorkers can be quite demonstrative and laughs , ha ha ha ha ha"
But that crackle of the door was just a janitor , washing the entrance room, and applying some disinfectant as someone may have accidently left an oily grim on the door handle , appears to be nihari marks on door
I wonder what he must be thinking , after all just days ago Leonardo Di Caprio was in the same room
As he approached the final part of his speech , oh not Leonardo but our Highness Nawaz
He came to that sentence that was the clincher ......
".......with THAT ..... honorable UN leaders....... I think we can change this world and me as Pakistani President canonly achive that no one else"
and that one briliant moment ... the 3-4 people in room nod and they must have look at each other in a clear approval of His highness
Caption : Yea that's why I specially come to UN meetings, that is my boy.
Caption: Brilliant Sir , I approve of all your actions
Caption : Nahi .... NAAHI
Those hobbits must have really enjoyed that speech , they were not visible in the chairs as they are so short, but you know they were there jumping under the seats ... and yelling please Nawaz Sharif highness come to Shire and build us a metro bus project , us Hobbits need a Metro Bus - and build us that motor way to Mordor
Look how happy they are , they have never seen President from the far distant lands of PAKISTAN
He is in the bloody UN I must clap, I am hoping I can get a seat in PML(N) however I need to get citizen ship of this country thsi man is from
