One liners :)

[mjnaushad]

May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I sure as hell won't.

George S. Patton

 

[Hyde]

Get Married before you die - Sir Zaki

 

[mjnaushad]

Get Married before you die - Sir Zaki

I would say

Get married with a women before dying.

 

[xebex]

Get Married before you die - Sir Zaki

"For what?? to get an idea how hell looks like??"

- Dr.xebex

 

[riju78]

i apologise for not posting a one liner..just read this joke and thought i have to post this here...so enjoy..dont be angry with me!


In flight event - reported in a recent BA flight log

After British Airways flight BA293 reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is John Stirk - your captain for today. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from New York JFK to Manchester . The weather ahead is good, and we have a following jet-stream, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight, arriving 30 minutes before our scheduled landing time. So sit back, relax and ............ OH, JESUS CHRIST!"

Absolute petrified silence followed from all the 225 passengers!

A few seconds later, the captain came back on the intercom:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!"

One relieved passenger broke the silence, and shouted back:
"You should see the back of mine mate!"

 

[xebex]

"Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it."

—Cale Yarborough

^^^ My signature quote

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Its not what you know , its who you know counts

 

[Awesome]

"Tu meri raano naal viya nahi karsakda, oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye"
-- Every Sultan Rahi movie

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

"Tu meri raano naal viya nahi karsakda, oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye"
-- Every Sultan Rahi movie

ya shadi nahe ho sekti (urdu version)

 

[Hyde]

ya shadi nahe ho sekti (urdu version)

and i shared the hindi version before

Main tumhare bachay ki maa banne wali hon

 

[Spring Onion]

Yeh shadi nahi ho sakti

 

[Spring Onion]

Maan main pass hpo gaya dahhhhhhhhh recalled Muhammad Ali and Amithab

 

[Hyde]

Ammi Jaan main school jaa raha hon (Mohammad Ali in his late 40s i guess )

 

[Awesome]

Je tu raano naal viya Keeta, tay main teri boti boti, kat... kat kat ke, kutteyaan nu pa diyanga, sohniya.
-- Some Lollywood movie of Mustafa Qureshi

 

[Awesome]

and i shared the hindi version before

Main tumhare bachay ki maa banne wali hon

Mubarak ho, konsa mahina chal raha hai?