One liners :)

[mjnaushad]

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

 

[xebex]

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! "

 

[Hyde]

Hey guyz wait wait wait............

I guess all of us can read these quotes from the original websites too....... whatever you are posting i read it already.............. why not reduce the quotes and post only quality ones. MjNaushad and Xebex please stop typing Funny quotes in your google search engine.

Just stop............... post only quality quotes and improve the reputation of this thread something that you think was really wise.......

 

[fawwaxs]

Life is like ice cream Enjoy it before it melts away

 

[xebex]

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."

- Maryon Pearson

 

[xebex]

Hey guyz wait wait wait............

I guess all of us can read these quotes from the original websites too....... whatever you are posting i read it already.............. why not reduce the quotes and post only quality ones. MjNaushad and Xebex please stop typing Funny quotes in your google search engine.

Just stop............... post only quality quotes and improve the reputation of this thread something that you think was really wise.......

"Zaki, some times funny quotes can be serious"

-xebex

 

[Spring Onion]

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk

 

[LCA Tejas]

I became a senior Member-LCA Tejas

 

[Spring Onion]

"And we all are good at one liners" :Jana

 

[riju78]

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them

 

[Windjammer]

And why are we all here ?, asked the speaker,
Because we are not all there ! replied the little guy in the corner.

 

[mjnaushad]

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

 

[ptldM3]

I came...i seen...i conquerded

 

[LCA Tejas]

Stand in a corner of that circle and I pay you 1000 bucks......

 

[mjnaushad]

sex is emotion in motion