One liners :)

[Gin ka Pakistan]

I have a map of the world... it's actual size

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

I have come here to kick *** and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

My girl friend and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

What's the difference between men an government bonds?
Bonds mature.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Incoming fire has the right of way.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

When in doubt empty the magazine

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

A Purple Heart just proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.