One liners :)

[prithwidw]

Har Maal Har Cheez 10 rupya

KIT Over

5 rupya main dooge kya?

 

[courageneverdies]

5 rupya main dooge kya?

Lo gay kitna?

KIT Over

 

[prithwidw]

Lo gay kitna?

KIT Over

Tumhare pas hai kitna?

 

[courageneverdies]

Tumhare pas hai kitna?

Ah!!! I was trying to make a joke here.

Once a person was arguing with a salesman about Dry Fruit.

"How Much?" Buyer

"500 Per Kg." Salesman

"I'll Give 400." B

"How Much?" S

"All" B

"O jao mara, pagal samjha ha? agar sara tum ko day da ga to hum kya sara din farig baithay ga kya"

KIT Over

 

[Choppers]

A witty saying proves nothing.

Voltaire

 

[Choppers]

All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women.

Voltaire

 

[Choppers]

All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

Voltaire

 

[Choppers]

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.

Voltaire

 

[prithwidw]

Ah!!! I was trying to make a joke here.

Once a person was arguing with a salesman about Dry Fruit.

"How Much?" Buyer

"500 Per Kg." Salesman

"I'll Give 400." B

"How Much?" S

"All" B

"O jao mara, pagal samjha ha? agar sara tum ko day da ga to hum kya sara din farig baithay ga kya"

KIT Over

I know. It didn't offend me.

Courage is the ability to do something in presence of fear

 

[Choppers]

One of my fav.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Voltaire

 

[Choppers]

I am convinced that everything has come down to us from the banks of the Ganges, astronomy, astrology, metempsychosis, etc."

- Voltaire, Lettres sur l'origine des sciences et sur celle des peuples de l'Asie (first published Paris, 1777), letter of 15 December 1775.

 

[Choppers]

"We have shown how much we surpass the Indians in courage and wickedness, and how inferior to them we are in wisdom. Our European nations have mutually destroyed themselves in this land where we only go in search of money, while the first Greeks travelled to the same land only to instruct themselves."

- Voltaire, Fragments historiques sur l'Inde (first published Geneva, 1773), Oeuvres Completes (Paris : Hachette, 1893), Vol.29, p.386

 

[gpit]

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

...And the leader is a gay.

 

[Adwitiya]

A women loves a man for her needs of love, care, security, passion, fun etc etc but man loves a women only for one reason
-- me accidentally told that to my gf before she got pissed off on just a joke.

 

[Spring Onion]

...And the leader is a gay.

that was a good one