One liners :)

[Skies]

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[S.U.R.B.]

The bicep and tricep implant procedures have become amongst the most common body implants, especially amongst men it will become a fashion soon...........

COSMETIC SURGEON while doing surgical chit chats in O.T room: 2008

 

[Salik]

No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers.

My Master is perfect... he never used a pencil

 

[TheEnrichedOne]

holla my name and witness pakistani official

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

if the PEOPLE lead, the LEADERS will follow




Drunk words are sober thoughts -- old irish proverb

 

[rangbaaz]

Brothers in Islam! We now have the enemy in front of us and the deep sea behind us. We cannot return to our homes, because we have burnt our boats. We shall now either defeat the enemy and win or die a coward's death by drowning in the sea. Who will follow me?

Tariq Bin Ziyad

 

[sur]

Incoming fire has the right of way.

But in Canada even "fire" has to recognize right-of-way for pedestrians or it won't clear G-2

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

No actually he was talking of "لوحِ محفوظ"

Drunk words are sober thoughts -- old irish proverb

Provided ONLY the words r drunk, not u...

“Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.” - Oscar Wilde

How about tickling their pits...

"It is a CIA, RAW, Mossad joint operation" - Sir Zaid Hamid

سوتيلى هے كياMI-6

A friend in need is a pest indeed

جيسے كپاس كا دوست كيڑا

God promised to make good husbands available in all corners of the world and then He made the world round

So HE made "infinite" number of corners...
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

تندى بادِ مخالف سے نه گبھرا اے عقاب يه تو چلتى ھے تجھے اونچا اڑانے كے ليے

 

[Abhiras]

Mile sur mera tumhara,toh sur bane hamara

 

[Spring Onion]

Don't let the cups drive you... Enjoy the coffee instead

 

[prithwidw]

If I look confused; it's because I'm thinking.

 

[Abhiras]

Mazhab nhi sikhata aapas main vair rakhna , Hindi hai hum watan hai Hindustan hmara,Sare Jahan se aacha Hindustan hamara.

 

[prithwidw]

HTTP Error 404- File or Directory not found

 

[Spring Onion]

HTTP Error 404- File or Directory not found

men's directory

 

[prithwidw]

java.lang.NullPointerException
at org.apache.struts.action.Action.getDataSource(Action.java:532)
at co.edu.icesi.notas.action.InicioAction.execute(InicioAction.java:46)

 

[Spring Onion]

java.lang.NullPointerException
at org.apache.struts.action.Action.getDataSource(Action.java:532)
at co.edu.icesi.notas.action.InicioAction.execute(InicioAction.java:46)

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