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I’m a young man of 50.


-My school headmaster.
 
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
 
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
 
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
 
24 hour is not enough for me. I want 30 hours.

-me
 

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