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Why in wedding cremony woman sits on Left and man on right ?
Coz according to balance sheet all assests are on right side and liabailities on let side
:P



There is another form of balance sheet too


-just for record
 
give 100% to your work , 5% on Monday 30% Tuesday 30% on wed 20% on Thursday and 15% on Friday.
 
I am good in bed, can sleep for hours
 
India was the motherland of our race, and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages: she was the mother of our philosophy; mother, through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics; mother, through the Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity; mother, through the village community, of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.

~ Will Durant
 
India was the motherland of our race, and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages: she was the mother of our philosophy; mother, through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics; mother, through the Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity; mother, through the village community, of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.

~ Will Durant

That is not one liner... that's a whole paragraph... :D:blink:
 
That is not one liner... that's a whole paragraph... :D:blink:
oho.....ik he line hai yaar...:taz::taz:
comma, semicolon naal line waddi kiitti hooye haii...:azn::azn:
dobara vekh le,sirf ik full stop hai ;);)
 
oho.....ik he line hai yaar...:taz::taz:
comma, semicolon naal line waddi kiitti hooye haii...:azn::azn:
dobara vekh le,sirf ik full stop hai

hahahah ok!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Zindagi ne Zindagi bar gam diye Jitne bhi mausam diye sab nam diye
 
Jatti royey yaraan nou, naa lai lai kai parawan dai.. :D;)
 
Marriage makes it chronic :P


Sure? :D:D
 
Dal roti ghar dii , diwali Amritsar dii
 
In laws are just like out laws
 
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.”
 
BB G T P K I
 
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Ann Landers
 

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