One liners :)

[Salik]

Why in wedding cremony woman sits on Left and man on right ?
Coz according to balance sheet all assests are on right side and liabailities on let side

There is another form of balance sheet too


-just for record

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

give 100% to your work , 5% on Monday 30% Tuesday 30% on wed 20% on Thursday and 15% on Friday.

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

I am good in bed, can sleep for hours

 

[Abhiras]

India was the motherland of our race, and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages: she was the mother of our philosophy; mother, through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics; mother, through the Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity; mother, through the village community, of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.

~ Will Durant

 

[jinxeD_girl]

India was the motherland of our race, and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages: she was the mother of our philosophy; mother, through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics; mother, through the Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity; mother, through the village community, of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.

~ Will Durant

That is not one liner... that's a whole paragraph...

 

[Abhiras]

That is not one liner... that's a whole paragraph...

oho.....ik he line hai yaar...
comma, semicolon naal line waddi kiitti hooye haii...
dobara vekh le,sirf ik full stop hai

 

[jinxeD_girl]

oho.....ik he line hai yaar...
comma, semicolon naal line waddi kiitti hooye haii...
dobara vekh le,sirf ik full stop hai

hahahah ok!!

 

[Choppers]

Zindagi ne Zindagi bar gam diye Jitne bhi mausam diye sab nam diye

 

[jinxeD_girl]

Jatti royey yaraan nou, naa lai lai kai parawan dai..

 

[jin]

Marriage makes it chronic

Sure?

 

[Abhiras]

Dal roti ghar dii , diwali Amritsar dii

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

In laws are just like out laws

 

[jin]

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.”

 

[Gin ka Pakistan]

BB G T P K I

 

[jin]

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Ann Landers