One liners :)

[syntax_error]

A fool neither forgives or forgets, a naive forgives and forgets, a wise man forgives but never forgets ....

 

[Awesome]

Know your role, and shut your mouth
-- The Rock

 

[Spring Onion]

A fool neither forgives or forgets, a naive forgives and forgets, a wise man forgives but never forgets ....

And this makes a wise man a middle man between the fool and the navie .

 

[Abhiras]

And this makes a wise man a middle man between the fool and the navie .

I think 'Hybrid' is better then 'middle man'

 

[Spring Onion]

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

Marriage makes it chronic

 

[Hyde]

I need a break. I've been working for about a year and a half. I think I'd like to go to Pakistan - Mia Kirshner

 

[Abhiras]

The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.

Chanakya

 

[Hyde]

"It doesn't matter who the people voted for; they always vote for us" - Joseph Stalin, Illuminati -

 

[Hyde]

"It's not the votes that count,
it's who counts the votes."
-- Josef Stalin --

 

[Spring Onion]

"It's not the votes that count,
it's who counts the votes."
-- Josef Stalin --

very true very true

 

[peacekeeper]

'You know when to start a war but don't know when to end it'

 

[Spring Onion]

'You know when to start a war but don't know when to end it'

here to end it like this. Somehow i am fond of Andy songs although when he sang these songs i was not even born .

 

[courageneverdies]

CHOTA KHANDAAN ZINDAGI ASAAN.... Rizwan, Farhan, Kamran, Zeeshan, Furqan, Rehan, Guddi, Pappu, Nikki, Pinki, Babli aur Pervin k abba ka paigham.

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[Spring Onion]

CHOTA KHANDAAN ZINDAGI ASAAN.... Rizwan, Farhan, Kamran, Zeeshan, Furqan, Rehan, Guddi, Pappu, Nikki, Pinki, Babli aur Pervin k abba ka paigham.

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best ever. i remember when we were kids one such add about population control used to be run on PTV and my younger brother used to say Chora Khandan zindagi assan (he is a pukka pathan he cant say chota at that time and used to pronounc it as chora)

 

[courageneverdies]

Yup in younger days such sort of adds were common. One used to go like this:

BAUTAY GEE, TAY BAUTIAN GALLAN... THORAY GEE TAY THOURIAN GALLAN...

and then there would be a scene of breaking of a bed (Charpae) because of the weight of too many family members. It was fun....

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