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Effective Strategy for countering the Psy-Headache
1. Thinking about playing games.
2. If nightmare then drink water.
3. Leave place for some time.
4. To Walking if lay down.
5. Dont use computer.
6. Sing song or your interested Sound track.
7. Dont think about any issue.
8. Dont give feed back at the movement.
9. Take Alter side, using books digests.
10. Doing pending works if free at movement.
1. Thinking about playing games.
2. If nightmare then drink water.
3. Leave place for some time.
4. To Walking if lay down.
5. Dont use computer.
6. Sing song or your interested Sound track.
7. Dont think about any issue.
8. Dont give feed back at the movement.
9. Take Alter side, using books digests.
10. Doing pending works if free at movement.
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1) Imam Ja’far as-Sadiq (a.s.) says:“The greatest of the Greater Sins is to attribute partners to Allah.”
2) “And worship Allah and do not associate anything with Him.”
(Surah an-Nisā’ 4:36)
2) “And worship Allah and do not associate anything with Him.”
(Surah an-Nisā’ 4:36)
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Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in colour, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons… does that mean that morality
comes
...from morons?
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in colour, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
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