Naswar Corner

[KRAIT]

Kion krait koi khas request thi kya...

Haan ye bata raha tha ki Ladki ki problem ho to Armstrong aur Hyperiuon ko contact kare. Ye dono ko Casanova hain...

 

[Thorn]

Suit yourself. But the great one will burn every piece of your fat off you that has stored alcohol. And your stomach will be infested with bugs and scorpions and mice.

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ok now stop acting like my father...P

 

[Armstrong]

ok now stop acting like my father...P

Son, Kandaa here, stop drinking !

 

[Thorn]

Get laid bro! ....

Now youre talking sence .....

 

[Hyperion]

Suit yourself. But the great one will burn every piece of your fat off you that has stored alcohol. And your stomach will be infested with bugs and scorpions and mice.


AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,

CAUSE THE CHAUDRY SAID SO.

Khan says, stop being a maulvi... it doesn't become "chaudris".....

 

[Armstrong]

First of all, no one is beyond revenge; it's just a matter of relevant "buttons" that need pressing. Secondly, yes meaningless existence or the feeling of it is a killer. I have a remedy, however, you won't like it.

Get laid bro! << works perfectly! Then you'll have another aim in life......

Christ...how many times have I told you neither you're escapades with eunuchs nor with goats count !

 

[Thorn]

Haan ye bata raha tha ki Ladki ki problem ho to Armstrong aur Hyperiuon ko contact kare. Ye dono ko Casanova hain...

oye teri...to apna aur imran ka number dena tha na yaar....

 

[Hyperion]

Now youre talking sence .....

Buddy, not applicable to you... you have to choose between two sins.... either drinking or getting laid...... ooper walay main mufta nahin khola hua!!!

Christ...how many times have I told you neither you're escapades with eunuchs nor with goats count !

Dude, how many times have I told you that I have a different ledger for "sheep," and a different one for two legged creatures... alla alla

 

[Armstrong]

Buddy, not applicable to you... you have to choose between two sins.... either drinking or getting laid...... ooper walay main mufta nahin khola hua!!!

Choose drinking *if you must* for it is most unbecoming for a man to cheat on his better half ! May they get castrated by a rusty knife.

 

[Hyperion]

Choose drinking *if you must* for it is most unbecoming for a man to cheat on his better half ! May they get castrated by a rusty knife.

Yups, totally against cheating... I ABSOLUTELY despise such people.... ****** ******* ****** *******

 

[Armstrong]

Dude, how many times have I told you that I have a different ledger for "sheep," and a different one for two legged creatures... alla alla

Oh God no...not accounting !

I have to try to trace Rs. 27,583 distributed amongst 117 leases amounting to an excess of Rs.200 million ! Please someone tell my supervisor about a godforsaken thing called 'Materiality Level' !

 

[Thorn]

ooper walay main mufta nahin khola hua!!!

ooper wale ki baat main abhi nahin kar sakta....gunah hai abhi

a man to cheat on his better half ! .

never...

 

[Armstrong]

 

[Hyperion]

Nahiiiiiiiiiiin.... where is my doggy!!!

Mine is of same shades!!!

bubbly dubbly meri jaaaaaaan.....

 

[Armstrong]

Yara... forum par to nah karo... baad main pm me... (edit it)

I promise I will never tell anyone about Aslam the Arab & Jacob the Sudanese !