Joke

[DADU]

A cafe manager berates, throws insults, and attempts to kick a breastfeeding mom out of the store.

He is disturbed by this and thinks that she is disturbing other customers around her.

"I don't want to see her jugs at work ladies," he tells her.

"I'm trying to run a restaurant, not a porno theatre!"

 

[mayankmatador]

do u knw
why do needle of compass always points towards north.
bcoz rajnikant is in south.
and no one dares to point him

 

[mayankmatador]

teacher:-what is your name?
student:- ahmed
teacher:- you're now in america,from today onwards you're name is john.
at home mother asked how was your day ahmed
ahmed:- my name is john now..
hearing this his parents beat him black and blue
next day..
teacher:- what happened john!
ahmed:- just after 4 hours i bcme american, i was attacked by two pakistanis

 

[Last Hope]

‎1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pas gya!

2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy goray ki Call aayi.

Pathan: "Who is Speaking?"

Gora: "Khocha Hum Bolti hai david :-D :-D :-D

 

[PakmanUSA]

Funny post!

 

[jha]

teacher:-what is your name?
student:- ahmed
teacher:- you're now in america,from today onwards you're name is john.
at home mother asked how was your day ahmed
ahmed:- my name is john now..
hearing this his parents beat him black and blue
next day..
teacher:- what happened john!
ahmed:- just after 4 hours i bcme american, i was attacked by two pakistanis

hahahahaha...

 

[bularab]

A Bulgarian, British and American men are sitting in the train alongside a woman.

The woman farts. The British says:

"Excuse me guys, it was me!"

The woman farts once again. The American says:

"Excuse me guys, it was me!"

The Bulgarian stands up from the compartment and says:

"If this ******* whore begin shitting, excuse me, it was me!"

 

[Jango]

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari to Asif Zardari: Abbu, hum kitnay mazloom hain, abhi tak humari ammi kay qatilon ka pata nhn chala.

Zardari: Beta, mazloom hi raho. Warna agr pata chal gaya , to mazloom hi nhn, yateem bhi ho jao gay!

 

[Twain Shakespeare]

When asked what to do with his mother-n-law's body, the man from Brazil said "Autopsy, cremate, and bury. Take no chances!"
Winston Churchill

 

[Salik]

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Milkmen in Pakistan are mixing too much water in the milk. Government of Pakistan should take actions against them, otherwise White House reserves the right to take action against them.


Spokesmen White House, Pentagon.

 

[monitor]

After seeing the bride the bridegroom tells her mother he is too short
mother replied ''whether TV is 32'' or 13'' Remote is always 6''

 

[Sugarcane]

Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barak Obama

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please way "how r u". Then Mr. Obama should say, "I am fine, and you?", Now, you should say "me too". Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you. It looks quite simple, but truth is...

When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said, "who r u?" (instead of "How r u?")

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha..."

Then Mori replied "me too, ha-ha..."

Then there was a long silence in meeting room.

 

[monitor]

This joke was about bill Clinton not obama

 

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[Pk_Thunder]

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery dost.
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.