Introducing Female drivers

[SMC]

His and Hers Road Trip

HERS

1. Pulls off at wrong exit.

2. Opens window.

3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.

4. Arrives at destination presently.

HIS

1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.

2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.

3. Drives an extra five miles just in case.

4. Finally rolls down window.

5. Hocks a loogie.

6. Pulls up to a 7-Eleven.

7. Gets three hot dogs, a large Slurpee and beef jerky.

8. Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the highway.

9. Gets back into car.

10. Farts, after he closes the door.

11. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-Eleven. 12. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because the pimply 17-year-old 7-Eleven cashier said it was.

13. Almost hits a deer.

14. Curses the night.

15. Curses you.

16. Curses the large Slurpee.

17. Stops by the side of the road.

18 Takes a leak.

19. Still taking a leak.

20. Almost done...I think.

21. Returns to car.

22. Drives and fiddles with radio.

23. Yells at you for suggesting the map again.

24. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.

25. He hates your sister, ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.

26. He had to look up pernicious.

27. Couldn't find a dictionary.

28. Finally found a dictionary.

29. Couldn't spell pernicious.

30. Seethes at the memory of it all.

31. But she is laughing inside.

32. And of course you're still lost.

It's the other way around, except a man wouldn't get lost and ask for directions.

 

[BlackenTheSky]

 

[Valiant_Soul]

The videos posted in the beginning are clearly made-up, just for the fun of it. I don't know about other places in the world, but in my place I think women drivers are much more sensitive than men. It is perhaps because God has made women more caring for others.

One day I was riding my bike with tremendous haste as I was getting very late for an important occasion. I had to slow down at a crossroad, but then to stop the traffic coming from other side some people from my side quickly drove ahead. I also accelerated friskily and there was a lady at the other side of the road (in her Mitsubishi Pajero), who although was waiting to crossover before me, did not show any rush to do so but instead waited for me to pass. Had there been a man instead of a woman, he would have probably taken my needful haste to his ego, and most probably would have drove his car to the front.

Just another incident that showed me that women driver are actually better drivers when it comes to being composed at road.

 

[xdrive]

deleteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

 

[Spring Onion]

Damn women drivers!

This morning on I-5, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Audi doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

 

[Hasnain2009]

 

[Awesome]

Damn women drivers!

This morning on I-5, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Audi doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

It's doable, especially the knee steering, used to do it for fun

I usually have my breakfast on the drive to work. Pick up my malbari omlette cheese sandwich and a malbari chai and I'm off to work. You really need to learn how to balance that cup of chai and go with the flow of the car, understand the the inertia of the chai.

 

[Spring Onion]

It's doable, especially the knee steering, used to do it for fun

I usually have my breakfast on the drive to work. Pick up my malbari omlette cheese sandwich and a malbari chai and I'm off to work. You really need to learn how to balance that cup of chai and go with the flow of the car, understand the the inertia of the chai.

so you dont splash the tea to burn anything

 

[BelligerentPacifist]

so you dont splash the tea to burn anything

You're infatuated with that something aren't you

 

[Spring Onion]

You're infactuated with that something aren't you

Nahh i never get Infatuated with brainless things

 

[Ron S]

LoL... like women can really drive... NOT!

 

[Spring Onion]

LoL... like women can really drive... NOT!

Oh i thought we are the driving force behind you

 

[StingRoy]

Oh i thought we are the driving force behind you

It is the other way around Jana....

 

[FireFighter]

No wonder the Saudis dont allow them to drive. You can't blame them. Imagine the ruckus and chaos they'd cause if they're ever allowed.

 

[FireFighter]

Oh i thought we are the driving force behind you

You're right, women do get to control the important stick sometimes...